You really are a TRUE bitcoiner when...

[BitMonkey]

Help me build up this list... (for speculators and global bitcoiners)

...If u seriously planned which Maybach model u would buy for 20 BTC in a couple of years.

I think Im going with the Landaulet..

[beckspace]

You bought bitcoins in an exchange while driving.

[AndrewBUD]

That when something like this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=121147.0

happens it's no big deal

[Phinnaeus Gage]

...you're able to put together a Dream Team--one French banker (not named Baker), a photographer, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a pastel artist living with an urban chicken farmer/photographer, a data center guy who operates a mining pool who happens to live and work near the epicenter of the endeavor, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay--to produce, in house, the next generation Bitcoin mining equipment, amassing $9M $10M USD in pre-orders, to date, as their noble contribution to the Bitcoin community, (EDIT-->) causing Pirate to lose sleep due to not thinking of this first, thus only profiting <1/18th <1/20th of said potential loot before migrating to Mexico along with the monarchs for a well-deserved permanent holiday en un rancho de cabra.

That's the epitome of being a TRUE bitcoiner.

Unless you count those who've pre-ordered said product from the Dream Team consisting of one French banker (not named Baker)...

[Trader Steve]

when you're nowhere near a computer but suddenly feel a disturbance in the Gox

Nice..."may Satoshi be with you" my friend...

[BorderBits]

...you're able to put a together a team--one French banker (not named Baker), a photographer, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a pastel artist living with an urban chicken farmer/photographer, a data center guy who operates a mining pool who happens to live and work near the epicenter of the endeavor, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay--to produce, in house, the next generation Bitcoin mining equipment, amassing $9M USD in pre-orders, to date, as their noble contribution to the Bitcoin community.

You forgot about the part where they never deliver and run off with everyone's cash.  Because bitcoin.

[paraipan]

You read some ECB analysis document as if it were your favorite mystery novel

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You read some ECB analysis document as if it were your favorite mystery novel

You read Discipline by Paco Ahlgren at an average pace of one page a day.

[Narydu]

You bought bitcoins in an exchange while driving.

Shit shit shit, I did it!!!!

[Sitarow]

Instead of buying a new car, you buy bitcoins and/or mining equipment.

+1

[Narydu]

Every time you log on your PC to do REAL work you spend some valuable and inexistant spare time to check, the forum, and order books.

[BR0KK]

...you're able to put a together a team--one French banker (not named Baker), a photographer, an ex-felon, a foundation guy, a pastel artist living with an urban chicken farmer/photographer, a data center guy who operates a mining pool who happens to live and work near the epicenter of the endeavor, and a Walmart greeter doing assembly, possibly soon operating a piece of equipment purchased off eBay--to produce, in house, the next generation Bitcoin mining equipment, amassing $9M USD in pre-orders, to date, as their noble contribution to the Bitcoin community.

That's the epitome of being a TRUE bitcoiner.

Unless you count those who've pre-ordered said product from the team consisting of one French banker (not named Baker)...

nice one too

[majamalu]

You think that 1 BTC = USD 50,000 is a pessimistic scenario.

[Raoul Duke]

You read some ECB analysis document as if it were your favorite mystery novel

You read Discipline by Paco Ahlgren at an average pace of one page a day.

Uh? It took me 2 days.

Now my contribution to this thread: You buy Discipline by Paco Ahlgren using an Amazon gift card you bought on bitcointalk with bitcoins :-)

[Stapleddiet]

You take codeine to spend less time away from your charts on the toilet.

[Narydu]

Just updated the original thread.

[Yuhfhrh]

when you're nowhere near a computer but suddenly feel a disturbance in the Gox

I have had this happen to me multiple times lol

[Phinnaeus Gage]

...after months pasted of being zhou tonged, you no longer feel the arrow in the knee.

[boozer]

... you have several mining rigs, but realize you can also throw an extra state-of-the-art card in your main computer alongside your mediocre one, then decide to mine on both cards and are perfectly fine with occasional screen delays since you don't want to turn off mining on either card for that short time you use the computer due to a minute mining profit loss... 

...you have to explain to your gaming buddies why you run at medium graphics settings when you have a state of the art card in your machine as its for BTC only.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

...you subscribe to logansryche's RSS feed to keep you abreast of late-breaking developments of interests effecting bitcoiners.