Bitcoin's jokes place

[Micio]

BITCOIN'S JOKES PLACE
Your daily dose of Bitcoin related jokes.

Here you can post your bitcoin related jokes, you can post a text joke or an image (meme). You're allowed to comment a joke but not to spam. Under your joke you can write your bitcoin address for donations, if your joke is really funny you can get some donations!

There is just one rule: have funny!

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[AaronPaul]

https://i.imgur.com/DNHqkEE.jpg

[zecexe]

Was bookmarked the thread last week but still no bump since, you can find also some good jokes and humor.  

Thread name: Bitcoin Jokes
Thread link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=18763.0

[zimmah]

After all these years, this is still one of the best bitcoin related jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7TuFy0fcuw

[Micio]

After all these years, this is still one of the best bitcoin related jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7TuFy0fcuw

Nice one

[n2004al]

From Elvis Machuca:

At a bitcoin party, there is only one bitcoin drinking.

The bartender asks the bitcoin that's drinking. When you drink, how is it that the other bitcoins in the party, also get drunk without drinking?

The bitcoin that's drinking says, yeah we are part of the same blockchain...

Bitcoin address: 1BRa5u1cYhghfBfXMydQ6Z77ELY5HKKb5o

[n2004al]

From Elvis Machuca:


A newly wed bitcon couple are having a fit. A bitcoin tells the other bitcoin: why are you so difficult?

The other bitcoin says, we are cryptographically the same. What are you talking about?

The other bitcoin then realizes, oh it must be the network difficulty that affected your block.


Bitcoin address: 1BRa5u1cYhghfBfXMydQ6Z77ELY5HKKb5o

[StevenLiang]

After all these years, this is still one of the best bitcoin related jokes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7TuFy0fcuw

Nice one

LOL, i like this one.

Bit. coin is a bubble~
Hahahah

Keep hold until it 'splash' please..

[Wapinter]

In the future...
"How much for that there BMW?"
"2 Bitcoin"
"2 BITCOIN! That's a whole lot of
money. "
"I know, but BMW is a big company. "




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[n2004al]

From Bruce Fenton:


A guy is on a roof above Wall St. with a central banker.

Guy says "Did you know Bitcoin is so amazing it not only could transform finance, it has actually transformed air currents?"

Banker is skeptical.

Guy continues "No, really, watch -- the air currents on Wall Street below are such that I can jump off this tall building and they will blow me right back here safely."   Sure enough, the guy jumps off the high roof, a moment later there is a whoosh sound and he's back on his feet.

He demonstrates it a couple more times to the skeptical central banker.

Finally the banker decides to try....he leaps off the roof.....only to promptly crash to the ground breaking his legs.

As he gets in the ambulance he asks why the air current didn't save him and what happened.

The EMT answers  "Oh man, that guy on the roof is Superman, only thing he loves more than Bitcoin is messing with central bankers."

Bitcoin address: 1BRa5u1cYhghfBfXMydQ6Z77ELY5HKKb5o

[n2004al]

From Elvis Machuca:

A bitcoin at a hospital is in the emergency room because half of its body was taken away, still breathing and able to talk.

The doctor asks the bitcoin: Let Me Guess --You Paid For A Service With Your Wallet?

Then at that moment the doctor itself gets cut in half too, and the bitcoin on the hospital beds gets his other half back, and asks the doctor: Let Me Guess --A Refund?

Bitcoin address: 1BRa5u1cYhghfBfXMydQ6Z77ELY5HKKb5o

[codishmumu]

Bitcoin just isn't funny enough though.

[abacus]

In the future...
"How much for that there BMW?"
"2 Bitcoin"
"2 BITCOIN! That's a whole lot of
money. "
"I know, but BMW is a big company. "




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The best so far.