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imperi (OP)
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June 18, 2011, 05:08:46 AM |
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million. Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  |
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"The nature of Bitcoin is such that once version 0.1 was released, the
core design was set in stone for the rest of its lifetime." -- Satoshi
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fascistmuffin
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June 18, 2011, 05:25:29 AM |
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Sorry, but those weren't funny.  |
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Tawsix
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I have always been afraid of banks.
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June 18, 2011, 05:28:58 AM |
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like Bitcoins And assorted hard candies. I think I outdid you bub, sorry! |
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mellowhead
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June 18, 2011, 05:35:15 AM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
Then the goat sitting next to him gets up and starts playing jazz flute.
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11 Cheers for binary currency!
1BxQsmtVtzJD9uEe5MxcyqFaohpgb76ohs
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imperi (OP)
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June 18, 2011, 05:37:12 AM |
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Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
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Travis
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June 18, 2011, 05:37:48 AM |
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 05:42:39 AM |
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Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
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Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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imperi (OP)
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June 18, 2011, 05:44:57 AM |
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Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier transform, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address... |
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 05:48:58 AM |
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Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address... So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins...... Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers. |
Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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oneforall
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June 18, 2011, 05:49:56 AM |
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Jayus - “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”
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imperi (OP)
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June 18, 2011, 05:50:32 AM |
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Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address... So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins...... Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers. I have Bitcoins... I just like my signature more. |
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fascistmuffin
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June 18, 2011, 05:55:42 AM |
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Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address... So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins...... Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers. How many people actually donate to addresses posted in sigs? I can think of people getting help doing it, but there's going to be a million responses to most questions because we're too damn nice here. |
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jimbobway
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June 18, 2011, 06:11:13 AM |
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why did the girl give the bitcoin miner deorderant?
answer: because his 6990 in his room is hot as hell!
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Desu
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June 18, 2011, 06:13:03 AM |
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Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
LAWL. js. |
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jimbobway
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June 18, 2011, 06:16:27 AM |
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wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone. y don't u make love 2 me?
husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.
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jimbobway
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June 18, 2011, 06:19:40 AM |
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Bruce Wagner: bitcoin is bigger than the Internet!!
al gore: I invented the bitcoin.
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imperi (OP)
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June 18, 2011, 06:27:29 AM |
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Q: What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes?
A: Send her 10 trillion more.
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mellowhead
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June 18, 2011, 06:29:58 AM |
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
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11 Cheers for binary currency!
1BxQsmtVtzJD9uEe5MxcyqFaohpgb76ohs
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Travis
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June 18, 2011, 06:31:24 AM |
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This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video
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