The #1 Bitcoin Conspiracy Barn

[gumcruise]

Friends this is a message of an oddysey of learning, one in which you will learn that the internet is frought with perils

only pain come of this, all these altcoins and permissioned ledgers.

so please, take these words with you and may the grace of blockchain jesus shine upond your head, with a thousand tigers

https://i.imgur.com/ITP8fna.jpg

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[Gleb Gamow]

Hey, gumcruise, what are the chances of me extorting 0.5 BTC from you if I keep my month shut and not tell anybody about your alt(s)? HAHAHA PM me if you're interested. HAHAHA But, best make it quick, because I Leroy "Promised" Fodor this community that I would release the proof via the logs if only one person inquires. HAHAHA

[DiamondCardz]

I am actually the Homer Garza. By the power of my wife's dragon dildo i banish you all from this thread for your insolence

dont foget to retweet my latest scheme

if anyone gets this contest right until christmas i will eat an edible shoe

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Knew it was obviously a troll, but it was interesting to see what everyone thought

You'll probably need to make a new account, though, bud.

Andreas is resorting to really drastic measures to market his book, eh?

Would you give me 0.5 BTC if I didn't tell anybody that you're the OP? HAHAHA According to the logs, deliciousowl and the OP, gumcruise, are the same person. Anybody wanna see the logs, just ask me and I'll provide the proof. Logs don't lie. HAHAHA

Fokin 'av him, Phinn!

[Gleb Gamow]

Hey, gumcruise, what are the chances of me extorting 0.5 BTC from you if I keep my month shut and not tell anybody about your alt(s)? HAHAHA PM me if you're interested. HAHAHA But, best make it quick, because I Leroy "Promised" Fodor this community that I would release the proof via the logs if only one person inquires. HAHAHA

Too late, gumcruise, for it looks like mes haz an inquirer.

Fokin 'av him, Phinn!

Give me sec while I format the logs. HAHAHA This is gonna be so much fun. HAHAHA

[gumcruise]

Gleb wins 1 hr of an indian personal assistants time

pm for detalis

[Gleb Gamow]

Gleb wins 1 hr of an indian personal assistants time

pm for detalis

"The wafer ain't real!"

[Gleb Gamow]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=412667



Does deliciousowl get the same treatment once I supply the logs depicting definitive proof that he and gumcruise are the same person?

~Sheriff Bruno

PS: I just realized that this log I possess could be very, very, very valuable, and I should be careful as to what I show. HAHAHA

[Gleb Gamow]

Okay, I've formatted the logs so that no other vitals would be depicted. I'm gonna make a fresh pot of coffee first, giving gumowl time enough to see if it's in his heart of hearts to pay my publicly disclosed extortion attempt. HAHAHA

[DiamondCardz]

Does deliciousowl get the same treatment once I supply the logs depicting definitive proof that he and gumcruise are the same person?

Well, make a thread in Scam Accusations or something and stop withholding the juicy details from us

Okay, I've formatted the logs so that no other vitals would be depicted. I'm gonna make a fresh pot of coffee first, giving gumowl time enough to see if it's in his heart of hearts to pay my publicly disclosed extortion attempt. HAHAHA

Coffee? Pff. I'm going to go make some tea, British Detective-style.

[Gleb Gamow]

Does deliciousowl get the same treatment once I supply the logs depicting definitive proof that he and gumcruise are the same person?

Well, make a thread in Scam Accusations or something and stop withholding the juicy details from us

Okay, I've formatted the logs so that no other vitals would be depicted. I'm gonna make a fresh pot of coffee first, giving gumowl time enough to see if it's in his heart of hearts to pay my publicly disclosed extortion attempt. HAHAHA

Coffee? Pff. I'm going to go make some tea, British Detective-style.

Here's the link to make your task that much more easier: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=242584

And, here's the logs... hehehe

Someone should make a book like this about the Paycoin disaster, where all the hilarious and depressing details are put together in a narrative. And help the victims too, preferably...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P6TZLOU/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00P6TZLOU&linkCode=as2&tag=hocayoli-20&linkId=ETPXLPLWARO2J6R6

gumcruise will gladly pay 0.5 BTC to anybody who first recognizes where he fucked up. HAHAHA

~Sheriff-cum-detective Bruno

[DiamondCardz]

Phinn, I must say, I am disappointed.

This is a fucking cheese sandwich. I at least expected ham. And the big surprise is...

[Gleb Gamow]

Phinn, I must say, I am disappointed.

This is a fucking cheese sandwich. I at least expected ham. And the big surprise is...

As a (relatively) early adopted, the new price pump is making me feel generous... Who is smart enough to tell me what is wrong with this book cover? 0.5 BTC reward for the right answer.

"Mastering Bitcoin" by Andreas Antonopolous

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1449374042/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1449374042&linkCode=as2&tag=hocayoli-20&linkId=KRGAK7LJ7OSGJGN3

Everyone act like crazy conspiracy theories in this thread please.

Firstly, notice that the OP has change. Secondly, seriously, did you not see it? Do you want me to PM you the big-ass clue you missed?

[DiamondCardz]

I actually was just going back to edit my post, I have seen it now.

Very impressive. Very, very impressive.

[Gleb Gamow]

I actually was just going back to edit my post, I have seen it now.

Very impressive. Very, very impressive.

There you go! HAHAHA

Fuckin' funny, ain't it.


"deliciousowl, you have 'splainin' to do!"

[Gleb Gamow]

Let's play JUXTAPOSE!

As a (relatively) early adopted, the new price pump is making me feel generous... Who is smart enough to tell me what is wrong with this book cover? 0.5 BTC reward for the right answer.

"Mastering Bitcoin" by Andreas Antonopolous

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1449374042/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1449374042&linkCode=as2&tag=hocayoli-20&linkId=KRGAK7LJ7OSGJGN3

I am actually the Homer Garza. By the power of my wife's dragon dildo i banish you all from this thread for your insolence

dont foget to retweet my latest scheme

if anyone gets this contest right until christmas i will eat an edible shoe

Someone should make a book like this about the Paycoin disaster, where all the hilarious and depressing details are put together in a narrative. And help the victims too, preferably...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P6TZLOU/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00P6TZLOU&linkCode=as2&tag=hocayoli-20&linkId=ETPXLPLWARO2J6R6

Everyone act like crazy conspiracy theories in this thread please.

The winner receives a brand new 2016 Hocayoli with all the bells and whistles. HAHAHA

[BitcoinBullion]

So what was wrong with the cover?

[Gleb Gamow]

So what was wrong with the cover?

The general consensus is that there's nothin' wrong with the cover, but during the brief course of this thread with its OP and title now altered, the author's cover was blown and two negative trusts were doled out to Mr. Hocayoli aka Niceplum aka et al.: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1237905

[makcik]

Bitcoins are not only have positive conspiracies but, obviously negative conspiracies too. Especially conspiracies related to mining. The conspiracy is about malwares and conspiracy is like #1 currently.
Bitcoin mining software is now being distributed as malware because using someone else's computer to mine BitCoins is easier than buying a farm of your own mining hardware.

[Gleb Gamow]

Bitcoins are not only have positive conspiracies but, obviously negative conspiracies too. Especially conspiracies related to mining. The conspiracy is about malwares and conspiracy is like #1 currently.
Bitcoin mining software is now being distributed as malware because using someone else's computer to mine BitCoins is easier than buying a farm of your own mining hardware.

Genius! Now all you need to do is sign up for one of them signature campaigns and you'll be golden.

[deliciousowl]

The ants give it a really awesome style, like the ants you will need work hard to get any bitcoins  

Anyhow, for me the wrong thing is that there is really no way to master Bitcoin, it cant be mastered. Sure you can learn one thing or two but you will never be the all mighty god of Bitcoin.

PS: Y u no BTC instead of B

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That is the right answer. You can't be the god of bitcoin and it can't be mastered.

 https://blockchain.info/tx/96dede883008ec8b33033a2d6033b005de502c41fe841fde09c783f77db5e515

enjoy the 0.5 btc

Tune in next time for hopefully even more drama! I don't think I ever said I wouldn't pay