So, Dank went nuts after his love and won't resbond?
I think he's playing the "I totally killed myself on 21/12" card. He hasn't been posting since. Of course one can see he's still religiously checking the forums on his profile. So that doesn't really work out that well.
Shh... don't scare him off, I'm hoping he'll come back after his current stalker psychotic break. Still plenty of comedy to mine if he takes some time off between his IRL shenanigans to figure out crazy new way to ask for money.
Personally I'm hoping for a loan request to cover his bail.