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November 13, 2015, 07:05:21 PM |
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1. If you are attacked by an anaconda, do not run. The snake is faster than you are.
2. Lie flat on the ground. Put your arms tight against your sides, your legs
tight against one another
3. Tuck your chin in.
4. The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.
5. Do not panic
6. After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet
and - always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles.
Do not panic
7. The snake will now begin to suck your legs into its body. You must lie
perfectly still. This will take a long time.
8. When the snake has reached your knees slowly and with as little
movement as possible, reach down, take your knife and very gently slide it into
the side of the snake's mouth between the edge of its mouth and your leg, then
suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.
9. Be sure you have your knife.
10. Be sure your knife is sharp.
Good luck!
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Gleb Gamow
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November 13, 2015, 08:30:48 PM |
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Male or female anaconda? If the latter ...
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galdur (OP)
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November 13, 2015, 08:47:34 PM |
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Unfortunately for anacondas consumption of humans hasn´t played a meaningful part in their evolution otherwise they´d have figured out long ago to start with the head end or if that´s not practical make sure that the prey is stone dead before consumption starts.
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kingaltcoins
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November 13, 2015, 09:01:53 PM |
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Great idea but what to do when it tries to inject venom on the legs before swallowing?
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kingaltcoins
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November 13, 2015, 09:07:54 PM |
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One is curled up on my lap as I type this!
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galdur (OP)
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November 13, 2015, 09:16:07 PM |
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Anacondas kill by constriction and as far as they´re concerned if it doesn´t move it´s safe for consumption. Which is a rather lengthy process for something as large as a human. They don´t waste time and energy on constricting something that is already still. It´s just another carcass to them. Thus it´s key to play dead and don´t panic.
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November 13, 2015, 09:17:12 PM |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
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kingaltcoins
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November 13, 2015, 09:17:53 PM |
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What about a Russel viper !
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galdur (OP)
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November 13, 2015, 09:19:23 PM |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
If you don´t have a knife you didn´t read the manual and will suffer death by suffocation before becoming a meal for the anaconda.
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kingaltcoins
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November 13, 2015, 09:21:55 PM |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
Then use your teeth or your nails (if they are sharp enough like girls do )! Or die like a Samaritan!
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Arcteryx
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November 13, 2015, 09:29:57 PM |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
A ki-nife? I think I have heard of one of these before. It is combination of a knife and a kite. Right? It would definitely be useful against an anaconda if your trapped in one.
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November 13, 2015, 09:37:52 PM |
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Anacondas attack in the water so if you get attacked you have to fight back or you're dead. You won't be able to run and if you don't have anything sharp it should be over in less than a minute.
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galdur (OP)
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November 13, 2015, 09:46:06 PM |
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Anacondas attack in the water so if you get attacked you have to fight back or you're dead. You won't be able to run and if you don't have anything sharp it should be over in less than a minute.
Big anacondas that could eat humans also hunt on the ground although they spend most of the time in the water and in marshes.
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Arcteryx
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November 13, 2015, 09:47:09 PM |
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Anacondas attack in the water so if you get attacked you have to fight back or you're dead. You won't be able to run and if you don't have anything sharp it should be over in less than a minute.
I think you watched that movie with J.Lo to many times. They don't always attack in the water. Sure they are faster in the water but they live in the jungle so can attack you there too. So they hang in trees and when they feed they go in the water where they are faster. The nature channel is a wonderful thing
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Arcteryx
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November 13, 2015, 09:48:44 PM |
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Anacondas attack in the water so if you get attacked you have to fight back or you're dead. You won't be able to run and if you don't have anything sharp it should be over in less than a minute.
Big anacondas that could eat humans also hunt on the ground although they spend most of the time in the water and in marshes. Exactly, good man! You know these things and watch the nature shows too. I have also read some books on the subject too after watch the Blood Orchid movie
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November 13, 2015, 10:02:20 PM Last edit: November 13, 2015, 10:31:24 PM by galdur |
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It´s a fascinating animal which can swallow big prey but even the biggest ones mostly subside on small, quick and easy prey birds, fish, rodents and such. Big catch is good, a deer or a human probably means that the snake can take a few weeks off from eating but the downside is that swallowing and processing takes time and in the meantime the snake is vulnerable against other predators that might be interested in taking a bite out of it. I guess evolution leads to increasing practicality.
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November 13, 2015, 10:26:24 PM |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
Anacondas are known lovers of quality music so just start singing pretty much any tune released in the last decade or so.
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Arcteryx
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November 13, 2015, 11:07:26 PM Last edit: November 13, 2015, 11:48:12 PM by Arcteryx |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
Anacondas are known lovers of quality music so just start singing pretty much any tune released in the last decade or so. I am guessing you are thinking of a cobra. Anaconda is much too big to be tricked by a snake charmer like those in India on the side of the road
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November 14, 2015, 01:29:14 AM |
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And what if you don't have a kinfe?
Anacondas are known lovers of quality music so just start singing pretty much any tune released in the last decade or so. I am guessing you are thinking of a cobra. Anaconda is much too big to be tricked by a snake charmer like those in India on the side of the road He thought anaconda and cobra are of the same species, most probably never seen an image of anaconda before.
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