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December 13, 2012, 10:13:23 AM
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To me looks like that this watch is stolen, just saying...

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December 13, 2012, 10:15:40 AM
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Hey, sorry, my friend no longer wants to sell the watch for BTC as I don't need it for my rent.

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My friends and I are pooling together our goods to invest in BTC, it's that simple.

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Why would I spend 30 days of my life on a forum to scam someone over a watch?  Makes more sense that I would like to convert it's value to BTC so I can make a trip to Cali and organize this concert I live for.




Lies, lies and more lies. Obviously lies are encouraged in Dankland reality.

That's sad.  Sad

Not even cherry-picked from different threads made at different times.  All from the same thread and posted over just a couple of weeks.

Trouble is, he starts with a lie, then later on has to lie to cover up the previous lie. Which in turn causes him to lie even more.
Eventually there are some many lies on the go at once he can't keep track of them all.
Inevitably he messes up. The only thing he can do now is lie even more to cover the lies he messed up on!!!

Or, I guess he could just tell the truth. Problem is no-one can believe a word he says now. Oh, dear.

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December 13, 2012, 10:31:10 AM
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To me looks like that this watch is stolen, just saying...

He had receipt though.

This is my theory:

He has a drug problem, doesn't work, so needs BTC to feed his addiction.
Lives at home with wealthy parents, who are fed up him sponging off them for money.
Father has an old Rolex knocking about in bedside drawer that Dank calculates he won't notice if it goes missing. His father got a new one now anyway.
Dank cannot sell the watch at high street dealers. Too risky.
Sell here using BTC and it will be untraceable.
Also explains why he was able to obtain the receipt. Probably had a poke around when parents were out and found it.

Not sure why he doesn't want to sell now though. Maybe he's bottled out. He is all hot air after all.


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December 13, 2012, 02:30:40 PM
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December 13, 2012, 06:47:12 PM
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Quote from: 12 December
Well, I need my rent paid in the next day or so, so if my friend isn't able to sell his car, I'd have to sell the watch for cash to pay rent.

Quote from: 12 December
I will let you know tomorrow, I need to make sure it'll be okay to wait two days, otherwise they'll start the eviction process.

Apparently dank's idea of "the Universe will provide" is allowing his friends to sell their possessions to pay dank's bills.

All I can say is that this is Bitcoin. I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.
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December 13, 2012, 07:50:34 PM
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Quote from: 12 December
Well, I need my rent paid in the next day or so, so if my friend isn't able to sell his car, I'd have to sell the watch for cash to pay rent.

Quote from: 12 December
I will let you know tomorrow, I need to make sure it'll be okay to wait two days, otherwise they'll start the eviction process.

Apparently dank's idea of "the Universe will provide" is allowing his friends to sell their possessions to pay dank's bills.

Why aren't your quotes click-able?

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December 13, 2012, 07:59:21 PM
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Quote from: 12 December
Well, I need my rent paid in the next day or so, so if my friend isn't able to sell his car, I'd have to sell the watch for cash to pay rent.

Quote from: 12 December
I will let you know tomorrow, I need to make sure it'll be okay to wait two days, otherwise they'll start the eviction process.

Apparently dank's idea of "the Universe will provide" is allowing his friends to sell their possessions to pay dank's bills.

Why aren't your quotes click-able?

Because like my quote, it doesn't have the link property set.

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December 13, 2012, 08:06:55 PM
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Well, I need my rent paid in the next day or so, so if my friend isn't able to sell his car, I'd have to sell the watch for cash to pay rent.

Isn't this counter productive?  You need transportation to travel to California, and you are selling a vehicle?  Let them evict you - you won't be there anyway!

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December 13, 2012, 08:24:51 PM
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Quote from: 12 December
Well, I need my rent paid in the next day or so, so if my friend isn't able to sell his car, I'd have to sell the watch for cash to pay rent.

Quote from: 12 December
I will let you know tomorrow, I need to make sure it'll be okay to wait two days, otherwise they'll start the eviction process.

Apparently dank's idea of "the Universe will provide" is allowing his friends to sell their possessions to pay dank's bills.

Why aren't your quotes click-able?

The quotes are from PMs sent to lolwut.  He posted them here.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=127626.msg1397617#msg1397617

Because they're from PMs, if you click on dank's quotes in lolwut's post they just go to dank's profile so making them click-able would have served no purpose.

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December 13, 2012, 09:00:48 PM
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Because they're from PMs, if you click on dank's quotes in lolwut's post they just go to dank's profile so making them click-able would have served no purpose.

Ah, that's what I was wondering.  Thanks.

Oh Dank, there is a teenager here that is dying of cancer.  Can you help please?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=130312.0

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December 14, 2012, 08:31:19 AM
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One can only help their self.

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December 14, 2012, 08:40:17 AM
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One can only help their self.

Other people selling their stuff so you can pay your rent/go to California/invest in Bitcoin/drop acid/whatever is "helping yourself"?

All I can say is that this is Bitcoin. I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.
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December 14, 2012, 10:11:30 AM
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One can only help their self.

Says the guy who killed his ego.

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December 14, 2012, 08:05:03 PM
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One can only help their self.

- Gimme a car
- Gimme cash to fight a ticket
- Gimme a hookah lounge
- Gimme a motorcycle
- Gimme a million man concert
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Something something stones and glass houses.
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December 15, 2012, 10:54:20 PM
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I thought this was going to be about weed.

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December 15, 2012, 10:57:29 PM
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I thought this was going to be about weed.

Close.  It's acid inspired.

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December 15, 2012, 11:48:57 PM
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LSD is great too. I like it.

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December 16, 2012, 10:28:03 AM
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One can only help their self.

So you aren't going to run in that thread and spew the same bullshit you've spewed before?

Remember? Cancer/death/sickness is just weakness of the soul?

I've read this whole thread, Dank, and have come to the conclusion that you suffer from severe problems, mostly involving your total ignorance in the way the world works and human nature in general.

You complain about government control, but have you ever looked at any nations that have suffered a  collapse of government? Those places ARE hell on earth. Not like you claim we all live in, but a place where women can expect to be raped at any moment, people are killed for amusement, and disease, poverty, and suffering run rampant.

Why don't you set down the bong and the LSD, get yourself treatment for your manic depressive episodes, and go out and experience the world.

You claim to be more intelligent than the majority of humanity, at 50 points higher on the IQ scale than the average person, but cannot even relate to the real world in any meaningful fashion.

Your million man Dank Festival will NOT happen. You know this, and the knowledge that you've failed at yet another thing should bother you. It should show you that your ability to carry though on a project is severely lacking.

Your hookah lounge you got nothing but good advice, nothing but people trying to help you, and instead of following any of that advice, you just hand-waved away everything until you discovered that despite your "we create our own reality" recycled 60's hippy bullshit, you couldn't create jack or shit in your own reality.

Then you wanted to cross the ocean on a  motorcycle, just because you saw a YouTube video and don't understand what was going on.

Then the tidal wave claims. Which you then tried to BS your way out of.

Dank, why do I think you were the type of child who didn't finish the little wooden 12 piece puzzle, but had to go to the nurse every time to get the piece you got stuck in your mouth removed.

Dank, besides from your supposed "ego death" what else have you accomplished in the last month? I mean, actually accomplished.

Listen, we all had our stupid teenage years. We all did stupid stuff, but we didn't think that stupid stuff made us better than everyone else on the planet. We went out and interacted with the world, we went out, made mistakes, had our failures and victories, and strove to better our lives and the lives of other people.

Your blathering on about supposed ego death, begging for money, sponging off your parents, and living a life of ease and comfort doesn't impress anyone here.

We all know you're naive and ignorant, and shake our heads at your unwillingness to put any actual effort into anything while preaching half-formed theories, and in general just wonder what the hell you really think you are going to accomplish with all of it.

We all know:

  • You won't achieve your music festival and then make some wild metaphysical claim that it actually happened in an alternate reality.
  • Nobody is going to give you a motorbike and you won't cross the ocean on it.
  • At no time in this month is a wave of love going to roll across the earth and make people give up who and what they are.
But what will you do next?

The amusing thing is that you claim that going to college is violating your rights as a person, and that you don't feel the need to be asking your parents for the money to get an education, yet you constantly sponge off of others.

What will you do when all of these half-baked plots fall through?

Will you finally move back in with your parents and attend college?

or just move onto your next scam?

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December 18, 2012, 04:30:42 PM
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It's up to you to live in fear or love. Fear is what gives the system power, love is what gives you power. The choice is yours.

Sounds a bit like what old Jigsaw would say.

"Fear or Love. Make your choice."


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December 18, 2012, 11:20:27 PM
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I think you should focus less on your music festival (which I highly suspect is just going to be you, sitting alone in a pup tent playing ICP on a shitty ghetto blaster you overpaid for), and more on closing down your illegal ponzi payday loan bank

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