Dank Dream 2012

[fgervais]

You're the only person with any knowledge of a future rape at the festival.  As I assume everyone there will be loving, it only makes sense that you would be the one committing the rape.  Otherwise, why are you creating nonexistent realities?  Fear mongering?

I extrapolate from the past to know the future. I've been to million person love festivals. Several times. You know, Berlin, Love Parade? These things? There always was a rape.

Because past = present, right?  Everyone will be with their soulmate, there will be no rape.

Seriously, how do you not get that there will be security issues at your imaginary concert, even if it's just someone tripping over and hurting themselves?

[Vod]

Seriously, how do you not get that there will be security issues at your imaginary concert, even if it's just someone tripping over and hurting themselves?

Like everything dank talks about, this concert is taking place metaphorically, inside himself.  His own words.

He can be a god in his imagination.  Owies will go away with just a thought.

[repentance]

Over 70 lawsuits were filed against the organisers of Woodstock and that was back in the day when society was less litigious and the flower children of 1960s counter-culture actually believed that "love is all you need".

[fgervais]

<insert nonsensical and generic response from dank saying that love and weed will cure everything>

[Vod]

<insert nonsensical and generic response from dank saying that love and weed will cure everything>

I think you need a new avatar.

[fgervais]

<insert nonsensical and generic response from dank saying that love and weed will cure everything>

I think you need a new avatar.

I'm still acting manager of dank, but then again it's not like any A&R reps are going to even dignify the demo I'm sending out with a response. Ironically I probably did more to actually promote dank than dank, though I might have done it in a way that would burn any possible bridges in the music industry, even if his music didn't sound like two cats fucking in a lawnmower.

[greyhawk]

<insert nonsensical and generic response from dank saying that love and weed will cure everything>

I think you need a new avatar.

I'm still acting manager of dank, but then again it's not like any A&R reps are going to even dignify the demo I'm sending out with a response. Ironically I probably did more to actually promote dank than dank, though I might have done it in a way that would burn any possible bridges in the music industry, even if his music didn't sound like two cats fucking in a lawnmower.

Do I send the bill to you when I get hurt at danks imaginary concert?

[fgervais]

<insert nonsensical and generic response from dank saying that love and weed will cure everything>

I think you need a new avatar.

I'm still acting manager of dank, but then again it's not like any A&R reps are going to even dignify the demo I'm sending out with a response. Ironically I probably did more to actually promote dank than dank, though I might have done it in a way that would burn any possible bridges in the music industry, even if his music didn't sound like two cats fucking in a lawnmower.

Do I send the bill to you when I get hurt at danks imaginary concert?

If you don't mind getting paid in man-love, have at it.

[legitnick]

What is this I don't even.

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Otherwise, why are you creating nonexistent realities?  Fear mongering?

You just made me spill my coffee reading that.

[Buffer Overflow]

So we've concluded this is going to be an uninsured illegal festival. Have you Dank sorted out all the health & safety issues yet? You know first aid tents, etc...

Or has health & safety been swept under the carpet as well? Hey, might as well not bother with toilets either.

[DarkHyudrA]

Dank will say that they don't need first aid, they only need love and that the arm that will be cut off and the bullet that will be shot is a false reality.

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Dank will say that they don't need first aid, they only need love and that the arm that will be cut off and the bullet that will be shot is a false reality.

As I doubt Danks thought of providing security, there's certainly going to be a vast mountain of human corpses at the end. Glad I won't be around to clear up. Shootings, stabbings, drug overdoses,  people crushed, dehydration, people dead from boredom. Most unpleasant.

Be like a scene from the black death. So many bodies, they' will probably have to be burnt. A huge bonfire. Dank can dance around it like a wild Injun tripping. Maybe roast a marshmallow or two on long sticks.

[greyhawk]

Dank will say that they don't need first aid, they only need love and that the arm that will be cut off and the bullet that will be shot is a false reality.

As I doubt Danks thought of providing security, there's certainly going to be a vast mountain of human corpses at the end. Glad I won't be around to clear up. Shootings, stabbings, drug overdoses,  people crushed, dehydration, people dead from boredom. Most unpleasant.

Be like a scene from the black death. So many bodies, they' will probably have to be burnt. A huge bonfire. Dank can dance around it like a wild Injun tripping. Maybe roast a marshmallow or two on long sticks.

Sounds like the end of the world as we know it.

[dank]

Your bizarre fantasies are unsettling.

[fgervais]

Your bizarre fantasies are unsettling.

Says the guy that wants to travel across the ocean on a motorbike.

Not because of the obvious "yeah, motorbike on water, that'll end well" angle, but simply because the bike only has range of 140 miles in highway conditions. The ocean is a wee bit wider than that, you know.

[greyhawk]

Eh, he can make it, if he drives from Alaska to Russia. It's only 50 miles or so. Over the ocean.

[fgervais]

Eh, he can make it, if he drives from Alaska to Russia. It's only 50 miles or so. Over the ocean.

I'll let someone more nautical answer this, but I'm pretty sure the Bering Strait isn't considered part of the ocean.

Also the temperature would adversely affect MPG, so it would be cutting it rather slim.

Assuming a highway was magically paved across, of course.

[Buffer Overflow]

Your bizarre fantasies are unsettling.

Well that's rich.

[greyhawk]

Eh, he can make it, if he drives from Alaska to Russia. It's only 50 miles or so. Over the ocean.

I'll let someone more nautical answer this, but I'm pretty sure the Bering Strait isn't considered part of the ocean.

Also the temperature would adversely affect MPG, so it would be cutting it rather slim.

Assuming a highway was magically paved across, of course.

Isn't it frozen in winter? I thought I read something once about guys crossing the strait on foot.