the worst is wet farts.. gotta hate it when your in the public and it's running down your leg !
Talking from experience?
I once had a similar scenario, in a 60 seat bus, where we were stuffed. 85+ people aboard. I leaked.
You can't imagine how much extra space I got in 1 minute after the leakage!
Yup.. i shit myself getting off a bus !
I tried to get off the bus and run to a Wallmart.. i didn't make it
I shit myself bad right in the parking lot.
Severe flood of shit liquid went flowing down both my legs.
It was winter in Canada so it was cold and i had to take off my jeans + long johns.
So i stood by the building and took off my shoes, socks then jeans and then my shit filled long johns..
I threw my long johns off to the side after using them to wipe my ass crack..
As people in cars by that point had started to stop by the side of the road to stare at me.
I imagine the people in the businesses across the street got a good laugh too.
My frozen shit covered pecker dangling in the breeze at like 7:30am in the middle of the parking lot.
Then..
I went inside and cleaned up some and had a hard time trying not to smear shit all over the bathroom stall.
I had shit so much it had flooded down my pants onto my shoes and it stunk REAL bad !
But..
I am Spoetnik dammit !
NEVER EVER FUCK WITH FUCK !
I had a plan and i was on a mission dammit !
So i grabbed me basket and i did me some fucking shopping.
You think i give a fuck ?
Puuuuuhlease nigga's i be rollin' liek a mutha fuckin pimp up in that biatch !
