Nice pic LOL
Nope that wasn't me.. but i am the YellowPeePee monster ..Ggoogle it
I remember when i was a kid in school a friend of mine passed a glass bottle over to me
when the teacher wasn't looking.. I did not understand.
I thought what is this about ? Hmmm
He said open it.. and smell it
Smiles in a bottle !
I laughed and added to it and passed it along.
PS:
My previous shitting myself story was 100% true.
I was sick and i thought i was done with the bathroom before i left the house..
Then when i was on the bus to grab some stuff at Wallmart early in the morning
I started to feel my gut churning like crazy as the bus rattled and vibrated.
I almost lost it on the bus.. thanks god for my old "Buns Of Steel" work out tapes though..
I was able to hold it in.. but by the time i hit the parking lot maybe 50 yards from the bathroom / front door.
it all went tits up on me and it was brutal.. there was soooo much shit my pants were puffed up like ski pants.
It changed who i was forever !
I reached a whole new level of embarrassment.. a level i did not know existed yet.
This was a character changing event in my history.
It made me stronger.
I stood in that parking lot nude with snow on the ground every where
as cars we're starting to pull up and stop on the side of the road watching me..
I just did what i had to do.
And the idea of just getting back on the bus and going home way 100% out of the question.
Covered in shit reeking or not i was getting a basket dammit !
I got shopping to do !
The point is that could happen to ANY of you too.
And when it does buckle up for an intense life experience.
I felt like i was in surreal nightmare but it was reality.
How does the brain cope with being trapped in a
shituation like that ?
in the end it makes you stronger and best of all now you have a funny story to tell.
..well at least i think it was funny (in hindsight)
First time i told this story online before on another forum i laughed so a hard i could barely type it out.
I post this so you can laugh at me or with me guys ..i don't care either way.. just laugh
