Fuck.

[goodlord666]

Guys...

It just happened.

What do I do now?

[havoc928]

Did you wear a condom?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'm on it! Penning dox post now. I knew she was up to no good, now I'm going to expose the bitch.

~Cackling Bear~

[goodlord666]

Dudes..

[havoc928]

Alright, first thing you need to do is a get a coat hanger or find a flight of stairs...

[greyhawk]

What you want to do is see if there is anything fairly heavy nearby within easy reach. While keeping your weight firmly on your foot, slide the object over to yourself. Now while very very carefully removing your foot sideways, at the same time push the object from the opposite direction onto the mine.

Let us know how it goes, dude.

[adamstgBit]

what happened?

[goodlord666]

Thanks for the advice. But I think the thing is going to turn out a little different.

[goodlord666]

I'm not sure it's funny.

[adamstgBit]

maybe not to you...

but your reaction is hilarious

I'm just going to assume what everyone else is assuming

[havoc928]

Well goodlord if we are not told what the problem is how can we give you accurate advice? so far everything we have said are all trusted and true methods to fixing one of the many problems in a man's life usually involving a woman.

[goodlord666]

He just came.

[havoc928]

[greyhawk]

He's seven days early. Tell him you'll have cookies and milk ready at the appointed day and not a minute earlier.

[goodlord666]

I aint that much into cookies and milk anymore.

But that's a start.

[Herodes]

Guys...

It just happened.

What do I do now?

Just call a friend, like they did in pulp fiction.

[RyNinDaCleM]

Then his friend will just tell him that dead African American storage isn't his rooty toot tootin' business! So I fear that won't work

[goodlord666]

You'll dream of it tonight. I guarantee.

Listen to this if you don't know what I'm talking about:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLqVfKTtKw

[kentrolla]

congratulations!

[repentance]

Duct tape.  Or Dettol and a wire brush.