OP wants to turn this forum into somethingawful.
That would be an improvement. Being able to buy douchebags a subtitle that literally says "I'm a douchebag" is an awesome feature, no matter how you spin it.
One good thing about SA is that they have quality control police. You shitpost, you get banned. You want to return, you pay again. Can you imagine how orderly these forums would be if that were instated here? Dare I say I'd actually be proud of the forums.