[NFSW]Topless cleaning service

[farlack]

I hear on the radio all the time.. topless maid service with happy endings..

[littlebit]

Why are you needed as a middleman? Women who are interested in doing this already are without having to cut anyone in on their profits, I'm wondering what your plan to make this successful is (I suspect you don't actually have one.)

[farlack]

Just because you have nice tits, and a rockin body, doesn't mean you have the smarts to open a business, nor the funding.
Advertising isn't free.


It's no different than working for a cleaning company.

[ColdHardMetal]

I expect anyone willing to do this would make way more money just working as a stripper, and there they probably don't have to clean anything. How much are you planning on charging for this service?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I expect anyone willing to do this would make way more money just working as a stripper, and there they probably don't have to clean anything. How much are you planning on charging for this service?

Whatever the market bares. 

[Lethn]

Dirty Maids

Forbidden Cleaning

Messy Maid Servants

? lol there's something wrong with me if I'm posting here

[Thursday]

This is a horrible idea.  If the customer wants their house cleaned there's much better legitimate maids.  If the customer wants sex there's much better escort services.  This little niche service in between cleaning and escorting is a joke. 

You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.

[Lethn]

You'd think that wouldn't you? The only problem is strip clubs are extremely popular and I definitely don't get them either O_O

[organofcorti]

This is a horrible idea.  If the customer wants their house cleaned there's much better legitimate maids.  If the customer wants sex there's much better escort services.  This little niche service in between cleaning and escorting is a joke. 

You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.

Yes, you're probably just better off with a wife

[Chief Satangkai]

I like the "House Keeping 4 Pervs" myself but i´m not sure about the business model...   

[CountSparkle]

By the way, why are you paying $130 just for the name? Do you believe a very creative name  will serve as really good advertising, enough to be worth that much?

[Third Way]

Still think "Get it Maid" is catchy/witty/clean enough .

[TECSHARE]

By the way, why are you paying $130 just for the name? Do you believe a very creative name  will serve as really good advertising, enough to be worth that much?

Yes it is. The name is usually the first and only chance a business has to relate to the customer. Also more importantly word of mouth is the best promotion you can have. In order to have good word of mouth (other than good services or goods) you need a name that sticks with people, is unique, but uses words generic enough so that it might pop up in ones mind more often than one composed of more flowery less used language. Making a good name is not as easy as it sounds. Companies spend billions of dollars each year managing brands. If the name sucks, people's first impression is that the company sucks. Sounds superficial but it is reality. There are a lot more variables than are immediately apparent.

[Third Way]

Which is why I still consider, Get it Maid the best name for the business!

It's a "witty"/clean pun and you candrop it casually in any conversation at the frat, at the workplace, or in front of the kids!


"Man, rick is a neet and his place is a mess, I know, let's do him a solid and help him 'get itmaid'".


Oh man

[edd]

To everyone criticizing the basic business model: This is not new or unique outside the bitcoin world. It might be very difficult to get it off the ground and/or profitable but, as mentioned several times on this thread, there are already existing companies built around the exact same idea.

Now to my primary, off topic reply. Rockso, will you please fix the title of your thread? I know it's only two juxtaposed letters but it bugs the hell out of me every time I see it.

Hmmm, that might be a good tagline, "The NSFW Cleaning Service!"

[Third Way]

Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

[edd]

Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

Did he ever say they were Bitcoins? Maybe they're Smoothie-coins.

[Snipes777]

Cleaning Up Your Mess
Bare-ly Cleaning
Converting BTC to BTCoobs
Making Cleaning Enjoyable
Exposure

[smoothie]

Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

Did he ever say they were Bitcoins? Maybe they're Smoothie-coins.

Smoothie-coins gets girls to clean topless....ooooh lol 

[OpenYourEyes]

Shiny Boobs
Maid Bare
Leafless Lillies
Bare Bunnies