[NFSW]Topless cleaning service

[organofcorti]

Anyone think of names for a naked scammer cleaning service?

Maybe something like:

"Rockso can't keep his promises so after you pay for the service don't expect him to turn up at your place, oiled and naked, and start vacuuming Cleaning Services"

That's probably too long as a business name, but you get the idea.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

We gonna hire attractive scam ugly women age 18-29 28-49 to do the cleaning.

[bonker]

How about a nice German word, something like "Grossetittengeabwaschen"
or something.. I made that up, don't speak any German.


Or... "Hand Job Cleaning".... actually, I still prefer "Bangers and Gash"

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I just submitted a thread to the scammer section because rockso has not honored this bounty: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=161001.new#new

To not be tagged as a scammer, all rockso has to do is declare a winner and pay the 100 BTC bounty. So easy, even a caveman like roskso can do.

If he desires, he can meet me anywhere in Chicago he likes to thank me over a brewsky.

~Bruno K~

[Amitabh S]

top notch

[organofcorti]

top notch

We're not doing that anymore. Now we're coming up with names for companies that use naked scammers as cleaners.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

top notch

We're not doing that anymore. Now we're coming up with names for companies that use naked scammers as cleaners.

Dude, get away from this thread, for I'm clearly the winner.

rockso, please transfer the funds to my wallet so that organless gets the message that I won.

[organofcorti]

top notch

We're not doing that anymore. Now we're coming up with names for companies that use naked scammers as cleaners.

Dude, get away from this thread, for I'm clearly the winner.

rockso, please transfer the funds to my wallet so that organless gets the message that I won.

Hmmm , let's see:

Me and my buddy are seriously starting a topless cleaning service. We are currently trying to come up with a clever business name. There is a 10 coin reward for the person who comes up with the name of our company. Thanks for the suggestions guys.

"Dust Bunnies"

and then

I like it. You are currently my favorite suggestion. Thank you.

Phinn, your suggestion  might be better than mine, but here rockso clearly says I am his favourite. He never posts that anyone else is his favourite. He favours me, or my post. Either way he owes me 10btc. Or a favour, I guess (shudder).

[Phinnaeus Gage]

top notch

We're not doing that anymore. Now we're coming up with names for companies that use naked scammers as cleaners.

Dude, get away from this thread, for I'm clearly the winner.

rockso, please transfer the funds to my wallet so that organless gets the message that I won.

Hmmm , let's see:

Me and my buddy are seriously starting a topless cleaning service. We are currently trying to come up with a clever business name. There is a 10 coin reward for the person who comes up with the name of our company. Thanks for the suggestions guys.

"Dust Bunnies"

and then

I like it. You are currently my favorite suggestion. Thank you.

Phinn, your suggestion  might be better than mine, but here rockso clearly says I am his favourite. He never posts that anyone else is his favourite. He favours me, or my post. Either way he owes me 10btc. Or a favour, I guess (shudder).

My guess is that he was just Joshin' you. 

[Amitabh S]

Joshing is not complete until he says  two weeks

[organofcorti]

Joshing is not complete until he says  two weeks

Two weeks.

I win.

[crypTrade]

So keep the names coming.  Copyright them if you want, just don't expect to get paid for them.

You cannot copyright a name.

"Copyright does not protect names, titles, slogans, or short phrases."
http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-protect.html

[myrkul]

So keep the names coming.  Copyright them if you want, just don't expect to get paid for them.

You cannot copyright a name.

"Copyright does not protect names, titles, slogans, or short phrases."
http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-protect.html

For those you need a Trademark:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trademark-law

[crypTrade]

For those you need a Trademark:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trademark-law

Which your not entitled to until you use the name in commerce.

[myrkul]

For those you need a Trademark:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trademark-law

Which your not entitled to until you use the name in commerce.

So, the moral of this story is, If you're designing logos, or coming up names or slogans, you're either doing it under contract, paid in advance, or working for free.

[evolve]

Dust Bunnies was the best suggestion. Too bad he didn't pay.

[organofcorti]

For those you need a Trademark:
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/trademark-law

Which your not entitled to until you use the name in commerce.

And while we're talking about shit that doesn't matter, that should have been you're, not your.

[crypTrade]

And while we're talking about shit that doesn't matter, that should have been you're, not your.

My grammar is as bad as a topless maid's cleaning skills.

[myrkul]

And while we're talking about shit that doesn't matter, that should have been you're, not your.

My grammar is as bad as a topless maid's cleaning skills.

Yeah, but you don't come with the nice view.

[crypTrade]

Yeah, but you don't come with the nice view.

For all you know, I could be a sexy 19 year old female. but alas, your assumption was correct.