[ANN] COURIC - Backed by real poop!

[Team_COURIC]

COURIC - backed by real poop!

https://i.imgsafe.org/b0c3cd4.jpg

PoW - NO PREMINE
Algorithm: Scrypt
Money Supply: 10.000.000 COURIC
Blocks: 100,000 Blocks (~70 days of mining)
POW Reward: 100 COURIC
Block space: 1 Minute
Diff retarget: Every 10 Blocks

Source: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Pools: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Block explorer: Will be announced on 5/25/2016. (including rich list)
Exchanges: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Website: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Roadmap: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.





My name is Joe Jacobson and i'm just sick of it. I'm sick of this community. I'm sick of ICOs. I'm sick of BTC not moving. All this sickness makes me poop a lot. I'm literally sick to my stomach. That's why i came up with this brilliant plan.
 
Since 2007 i have collected all my poop and put it in cold storage. The total weight of this physical poop is exactly 10,000,000 COURIC. My plan for this coin is to hold a 1:1 ratio digital:physical COURIC. This will be the first crypto currency backed by a real physical asset!

There will be a natural inflation of 10 physical COURIC a day (0,0365% a year) after PoW is finished. My poop will all be collected and rewarded to project donators every three months: in digital COURIC.

After launch on 06/01/2016 (1st of June 2016) until i, Joe Jacobson, for whatever reason can't be the "Inflator" anymore, there will be an offical Community Voting for a new Inflator. The inflation will automatically be adjusted to the capacity of the new Inflator. Which means the community is able to choose for a high or low inflation!

The mining process will be open and transparent. Estimated mining prices will be tracked and openly published in this ANN thread by me. By doing this the mining process will be more fair and it will give everyone a better insight in the true value of my poop.

Pics soon.


Sincerely,

Joe Jacobson,
Team COURIC

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Team_COURIC

$COURIC

[killerjoegreece]

COURIC - backed by real poop!









PoW - NO PREMINE
Algorithm: Scrypt
Money Supply: 10.000.000 COURIC
Blocks: 100,000 Blocks (~70 days of mining)
POW Reward: 100 COURIC
Block space: 1 Minute
Diff retarget: Every 10 Blocks

Source: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Pools: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Block explorer: Will be announced on 5/25/2016. (including rich list)
Exchanges: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Website: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Roadmap: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.





My name is Joe Jacobson and i'm just sick of it. I'm sick of this community. I'm sick of ICOs. I'm sick of BTC not moving. All this sickness makes me poop a lot. I'm literally sick to my stomach. That's why i came up with this brilliant plan.
 
Since 2007 i have collected all my poop and put it in cold storage. The total weight of this physical poop is exactly 10,000,000 COURIC. My plan for this coin is to hold a 1:1 ratio digital:physical COURIC. This will be the first crypto currency backed by a real physical (unofficial) asset!

There will be a natural inflation of 10 physical COURIC a day (0,0365% a year). My poop will all be collected and rewarded to project donators every three months: in digital COURIC.

From launch on 06/01/2016 (1st of June 2016) until i, Joe Jacobson, for whatever reason can't be the "Inflator" anymore, there will be an offical Community Voting for a new Inflator. The inflation will automatically be adjusted to the capacity of the new Inflator.

The mining process will be open and transparent. It will be tracked and openly published in this ANN thread by me. By doing this the mining process will be more fair and it will give everyone a better insight in the true value of my poop.

Pics soon.


Sincerely,

Joe Jacobson,
Team COURIC


Twitter: https://twitter.com/Team_COURIC

the only true shitcoin!

[Altcoin11]

You need to post pics of the assets or no one will believe you.

[bitkilo]

  . Thanks for the laughs, i havent seen something this funny here in a long time.

But how do we know that you wont cause mass inflation one day by eating a heap of laxatives?
Laxatives would become the asics of your "coin"  

[BanzaiBTC]

The perfect shitcoin 

[Anoona]

Very professional logo, keep the good work! *wink, it's sarcasm, wink*

[bitkilo]

Very professional logo, keep the good work! *wink, it's sarcasm, wink*

Yeah you better change that coin/logo design or you may face a big dump in the future, in fact after looking at that design its just what i want to do

[Team_COURIC]

You need to post pics of the assets or no one will believe you.

Pics will also be released on May 25th.

[Team_COURIC]

https://i.imgsafe.org/b0c3cd4.jpg

Very professional logo, keep the good work! *wink, it's sarcasm, wink*

Yeah you better change that coin/logo design or you may face a big dump in the future, in fact after looking at that design its just what i want to do

This will be the logo.

[kondiomir]

Any pools yet ?

[paijoe]

Any pools yet ?

Pools: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.

[Nobitcoin]

But having an assest in poop doesn't the investment lose value since the water will evarporate and thus leaving you less poop for your money

[BITDV]

But having an assest in poop doesn't the investment lose value since the water will evarporate and thus leaving you less poop for your money

Well no as he said its in cold storage so technically  if it is frozen water expands so even though the weight is the same the actual volume would increase  ,  so if weight is the calculation  for the asset it would stay the same but if its the volume that is used then the asset will increase !!

[cardiganss]

The perfect shitcoin 

I don't believe this is real! when exchanges?

[Team_COURIC]

But having an assest in poop doesn't the investment lose value since the water will evarporate and thus leaving you less poop for your money

Well no as he said its in cold storage so technically  if it is frozen water expands so even though the weight is the same the actual volume would increase  ,  so if weight is the calculation  for the asset it would stay the same but if its the volume that is used then the asset will increase !!

For those who don't know: COURIC is a measurement unit for poop without moisture.

[fortunecrypto]

Wow I doubt if serious investors will take this one seriously,it's almost like  a joke to every one,spending money and effort for a project this will be out for sure before it get to launch sounds very fishy ..

[MisO69]

Wow I doubt if serious investors will take this one seriously,it's almost like  a joke to every one,spending money and effort for a project this will be out for sure before it get to launch sounds very fishy ..

If you ask me it smells like shit. Not that its a bad thing. That's our noses telling us to stay away...

[cannabanana]

fuck another pre-mine?  I want to poop my own coins WTF.

[cannabanana]

Wow I doubt if serious investors will take this one seriously,it's almost like  a joke to every one,spending money and effort for a project this will be out for sure before it get to launch sounds very fishy ..

[Mr.Ease]

Cool story.

Where do i send BTCS, i cant find the address anywhere