I think I'll commit Seppuku before this happens. Speaking of which:
Inaba, I have a knife to recommend for you when April 1st comes.
edit: oh he removed that Seppuku statement if BFL doesn't ship by April...
BitSyncom,
Recommend them a place where laws are not working and they can not be found
Seppuku is a privilege to people with dignity and honor correct? Only a samurai privilege