[REQ] 41btc loan for 14 days with return of 82btc

[Zoomer]

No words anymore, you have really big balls to come here and ask for 41 bitcoins loan, do you think we are stupid and bitcoins are easy to get? Go work and not try to scam us we will not fall into your request 

[jayguar]

Sometimes threads like this make my day. This is definitely a very good stress buster.

[KenR]

Sometimes threads like this make my day. This is definitely a very good stress buster.

You think this one's funny ? Check out any of the MannyProofs lending threads.That's some other level shit.Nowadays not only Lending but the posts in Bitcoin discussion boards are equally terrific.

[knightkon]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

[FrilledShark]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

You are taking this way too seriously. Have you even read the thread? Do you really think someone is going to lend 41BTC and repay 100% of the loan as interest and then say things like:

Never say never, sugar tits.

y'all are hateful.

when they meet the just smallest difficulties. This is like one of the "I am the pro lender to this place" threads. They aren't made to be taken seriously and yet someone apparently does...

[knightkon]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

You are taking this way too seriously. Have you even read the thread? Do you really think someone is going to lend 41BTC and repay 100% of the loan as interest and then say things like:

Never say never, sugar tits.

y'all are hateful.

when they meet the just smallest difficulties. This is like one of the "I am the pro lender to this place" threads. They aren't made to be taken seriously and yet someone apparently does...

No, I do not take this guy seriously; however, I do not want others who may come with the same approach to get slammed like this guy just did.  There are a number of people out there with great ideas who will approach a loan like this and get slammed.  I just do not want to see the actual people who are looking to get messed up like this guy did. I would not give this guy a 1 satoshi loan, let alone something like this. 

[MyBTT]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

You are taking this way too seriously. Have you even read the thread? Do you really think someone is going to lend 41BTC and repay 100% of the loan as interest and then say things like:

Never say never, sugar tits.

y'all are hateful.

when they meet the just smallest difficulties. This is like one of the "I am the pro lender to this place" threads. They aren't made to be taken seriously and yet someone apparently does...

No, I do not take this guy seriously; however, I do not want others who may come with the same approach to get slammed like this guy just did.  There are a number of people out there with great ideas who will approach a loan like this and get slammed.  I just do not want to see the actual people who are looking to get messed up like this guy did. I would not give this guy a 1 satoshi loan, let alone something like this. 

Honestly, the manner in which we approach newbies on this forum is horrible. We've grown accustomed to recognising every newbie as a scammer. We have to be able to reason with them and then deduce whether or not the guy is a scammer.

What kind of insult is "sugar tits"? xP

[mammabitcoin2u]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

You are taking this way too seriously. Have you even read the thread? Do you really think someone is going to lend 41BTC and repay 100% of the loan as interest and then say things like:

Never say never, sugar tits.

y'all are hateful.

when they meet the just smallest difficulties. This is like one of the "I am the pro lender to this place" threads. They aren't made to be taken seriously and yet someone apparently does...

No, I do not take this guy seriously; however, I do not want others who may come with the same approach to get slammed like this guy just did.  There are a number of people out there with great ideas who will approach a loan like this and get slammed.  I just do not want to see the actual people who are looking to get messed up like this guy did. I would not give this guy a 1 satoshi loan, let alone something like this. 

Honestly, the manner in which we approach newbies on this forum is horrible. We've grown accustomed to recognising every newbie as a scammer. We have to be able to reason with them and then deduce whether or not the guy is a scammer.

What kind of insult is "sugar tits"? xP

I do not find anything "horrible" about being a dick to a scammer~who creates an account time and time again in the hopes of scamming.  That's the only thing I'm accustomed to. Create account and request loan. Some maybe doing it for shits n giggles?  Perhaps some even think they can get a sucker.  Don't know don't care.  I will apply feedback to as many of them as I see.

The forum HAS deduced....NO collateral NO loan...NO your "documents" aren't collateral..NO your word isn't collateral.....NO your sisters panties aren't fukin collateral 

I didn't even care about the "newbie" what caught my eye IS THE OBVIOUS LAZY ASS SCAM ATTEMPT (ya not to mention 41BTC)  But, this lazy ass just copied and pasted his reddit post looooooooooooooooooooool now OP GTFO

Yes, I'm new here. Yes, I most likely didn't format my headline correctly or with enough flair... and honestly I'm quite sure what kind of spirit animal a redditor is, but looking around so far I like where I've ended up.

I've got a fantastic opportunity that's taken months in the making, but is ready to go. It's a quick 14 day loan with a 100% turnaround. I don't have collateral (no need to yell... I have a brain, I get it), I'm hoping that the payoff and short term is incentive enough to someone. I'm located in Los Angeles, live a quiet sun filled life, and would love to see my meticulous plan come to life and make everyone do the little reddit dance.

that's a thing, right?

Please get back to me as soon as you are able. Serious and non sketchy inquiries only please. Obviously a quick but trusted relationship must be built here before anything moves forward. Play smart kiddies! <----meant with the upmost respect, gods of the reddit!

Take care,

WehoPup

[septian44]

Y'all are fucking crazy and wasting my time.  Have the moderator hit me- I've done nothing wrong yet I've been called a troll, theif, scammer, and a liar by a bunch of jaded idiots.

warning for you look around thread all people do not believe you 41 btc loan for 14 day return again 82 btc it does little money dude.and see you newbie account What are you going to be honest I am sure you will do scam to member bitcointalk here so stop covering yourself because everyone already knows your bad plan

[spartak_t]

Looks like I've missed the opportunity to become 41BTC richer in two weeks.

[olubams]

This is not only funny but hillarious, I want to believe he is just a troller looking for attention like someone have said earlier... Lets just ignore him...

[ndnh]

Wrong board.

Move it to investor-based games https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?board=207.0

[Zoomer]

Looks like I've missed the opportunity to become 41BTC richer in two weeks.

I make you even a better offer, lend me 100 BTC and i pay back 250BTC 

[akamit]

BTC41 with newbie account + without collateral?
Omg you must be kidding.

I remember few days ago one guy with newbie account asked for BTC0.0005 (am I right?  )
What can be expected? No one gave him, even 1 satoshi.   

BTC41 
Someone splash some water on my face please.


 

[WehoPup]

I think it's hilarious that while I've been publicly bashed by 30 some strangers, not a single message in my inbox asking anything about my plan and why I decided to post what I even know is a ridiculous offer on this forum.  I'm not stupid enough to think that someone would blindly throw 41btc at me and hope for the best.  I highly doubt there are many people on this site with the capacity to loan such an amount... I just wanted to throw it out there and see.  There was nothing offensive about my original post- and I was attacked pretty viciously.  I looked at other newbie's requests for loans and found much of the same sort of reactions....the sense of entitlement among the senior members of the forum is completely unjustified and just rude.  I approached this with some lightness and sense of humor ("sugartits").  More than half of this country says y'all as a daily part of their speech.  If you are turned off by someone's post, you need not vomit your unsolicited opinions all over it.  It just makes you look like a broke small dicked bully. And if I had collateral, then I probably wouldn't be asking for the loan in the first place.

Oh, and I got my funding from a Us of A small business loan... So i'll get to keep most of that 41 btc return to myself.  Thanks Obama!  

You all can go back to wanking your tiny dicks now.  I'm going on vacation.  

[r421x0]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

You are taking this way too seriously. Have you even read the thread? Do you really think someone is going to lend 41BTC and repay 100% of the loan as interest and then say things like:

Never say never, sugar tits.

y'all are hateful.

when they meet the just smallest difficulties. This is like one of the "I am the pro lender to this place" threads. They aren't made to be taken seriously and yet someone apparently does...

No, I do not take this guy seriously; however, I do not want others who may come with the same approach to get slammed like this guy just did.  There are a number of people out there with great ideas who will approach a loan like this and get slammed.  I just do not want to see the actual people who are looking to get messed up like this guy did. I would not give this guy a 1 satoshi loan, let alone something like this. 

Honestly, the manner in which we approach newbies on this forum is horrible. We've grown accustomed to recognising every newbie as a scammer. We have to be able to reason with them and then deduce whether or not the guy is a scammer.

What kind of insult is "sugar tits"? xP

I do not find anything "horrible" about being a dick to a scammer~who creates an account time and time again in the hopes of scamming.  That's the only thing I'm accustomed to. Create account and request loan. Some maybe doing it for shits n giggles?  Perhaps some even think they can get a sucker.  Don't know don't care.  I will apply feedback to as many of them as I see.

The forum HAS deduced....NO collateral NO loan...NO your "documents" aren't collateral..NO your word isn't collateral.....NO your sisters panties aren't fukin collateral 

I didn't even care about the "newbie" what caught my eye IS THE OBVIOUS LAZY ASS SCAM ATTEMPT (ya not to mention 41BTC)  But, this lazy ass just copied and pasted his reddit post looooooooooooooooooooool now OP GTFO

Yes, I'm new here. Yes, I most likely didn't format my headline correctly or with enough flair... and honestly I'm quite sure what kind of spirit animal a redditor is, but looking around so far I like where I've ended up.

I've got a fantastic opportunity that's taken months in the making, but is ready to go. It's a quick 14 day loan with a 100% turnaround. I don't have collateral (no need to yell... I have a brain, I get it), I'm hoping that the payoff and short term is incentive enough to someone. I'm located in Los Angeles, live a quiet sun filled life, and would love to see my meticulous plan come to life and make everyone do the little reddit dance.

that's a thing, right?

Please get back to me as soon as you are able. Serious and non sketchy inquiries only please. Obviously a quick but trusted relationship must be built here before anything moves forward. Play smart kiddies! <----meant with the upmost respect, gods of the reddit!

Take care,

WehoPup

"The forum HAS deduced....NO collateral NO loan...NO your "documents" aren't collateral..NO your word isn't collateral.....NO your sisters panties aren't fukin collateral  Angry"

Are you just retarded? It's not an official rule you cunt. It's a user made rule, if it was official across the forum than we would all be banned but we aren't, now are we? Go spam for your signature on another forum,

[Vod]

I think it's hilarious that while I've been publicly bashed by 30 some strangers, not a single message in my inbox asking anything about my plan and why I decided to post what I even know is a ridiculous offer on this forum.

Take the hint.  We've all seen these scam accounts before.

Oh, and I got my funding from a Us of A small business loan... So i'll get to keep most of that 41 btc return to myself.  Thanks Obama!  

You all can go back to wanking your tiny dicks now.  I'm going on vacation.  

Yes, I'm sure they responded so quickly to your financial needs.      

[knightkon]

I am not going to support what you are trying to do and I am not going to knock it either.  I will say that the way that you have went about it the completely wrong way.  You should start a thread for an investor looking to increase their portfolio.  It does not seem like you are tying to get people just to send you funds, but you should make it known you are looking and what you are offering.  Tell them a little about what you are doing so they get enough information on whether or not to message you.  From the information you provided, it does look like you are scamming someone or trying to; however if you put more information in you might get somewhere.

You are taking this way too seriously. Have you even read the thread? Do you really think someone is going to lend 41BTC and repay 100% of the loan as interest and then say things like:

Never say never, sugar tits.

y'all are hateful.

when they meet the just smallest difficulties. This is like one of the "I am the pro lender to this place" threads. They aren't made to be taken seriously and yet someone apparently does...

No, I do not take this guy seriously; however, I do not want others who may come with the same approach to get slammed like this guy just did.  There are a number of people out there with great ideas who will approach a loan like this and get slammed.  I just do not want to see the actual people who are looking to get messed up like this guy did. I would not give this guy a 1 satoshi loan, let alone something like this. 

Honestly, the manner in which we approach newbies on this forum is horrible. We've grown accustomed to recognising every newbie as a scammer. We have to be able to reason with them and then deduce whether or not the guy is a scammer.

What kind of insult is "sugar tits"? xP

Some people just do not read and know how to start off by introducing themselves.  The issues with these newbies coming and asking for loans is that they are making this their first 10 posts, if not their first three to ask for a loan from the community.  This is not a place to join just to get loans from people.  There are sites for that and this is not one of them.  Next, these newbies never read before they ask for a loan.  No collateral = No loan.  That is why we are so rude to newbies, because they are rude and inconsiderate and do not read before they start asking for free money.  They may not all be scammers, but they are not making themselves look like it.