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September 03, 2016, 12:05:00 AM

This is a rap song I wrote when I was a kid and had nothing better to do with my life (I still don't, but I'm still not as creative)

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I decided to make it politically correct to prevent criticism from social democrats ('liberals'), environmentalists, and feminists

Hello guys,
What's up
I like engaging in sexual intercourse with women
Only if they consent to it first of course
I make a lot of money
But I pay my taxes so they can build the roads
I like speeding in my luxury vehicle,
But I make sure I use Hybrid/Electric cars,
I also never go above the speed limit,
When I do, however, I make sure I know my rights when I'm ticketed
This is what I enjoy doing
Making all the money,
Well not all the money, that would be monopoly
I like smoking marijuana,
Only for medicinal purposes of course
I like having sex with promiscuous women that engage in consensual sexual activities for money,
But I make sure to stay safe by using condoms,
If they get pregnant, I pay for their abortions
I consume alcohol in moderation,
But not on election day, that's when I'm voting for Obama

~Quiz Khalifa (Awesome31312)

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