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September 03, 2016, 12:05:00 AM |
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This is a rap song I wrote when I was a kid and had nothing better to do with my life (I still don't, but I'm still not as creative)
Featuring Snoopy Canines
I decided to make it politically correct to prevent criticism from social democrats ('liberals'), environmentalists, and feminists
Hello guys, What's up I like engaging in sexual intercourse with women Only if they consent to it first of course I make a lot of money But I pay my taxes so they can build the roads I like speeding in my luxury vehicle, But I make sure I use Hybrid/Electric cars, I also never go above the speed limit, When I do, however, I make sure I know my rights when I'm ticketed This is what I enjoy doing Making all the money, Well not all the money, that would be monopoly I like smoking marijuana, Only for medicinal purposes of course I like having sex with promiscuous women that engage in consensual sexual activities for money, But I make sure to stay safe by using condoms, If they get pregnant, I pay for their abortions I consume alcohol in moderation, But not on election day, that's when I'm voting for Obama
~Quiz Khalifa (Awesome31312)
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