LOL
While I can agree with what you've had in mind even on this forum I see people posting the same questions who obviously haven't bothered even glancing around at stickies or anything so whether or not getting a list works is in open question realistically. I'm not a programmer, I'm an artist mainly and I have absolutely no idea about encryption or anything of the sort beyond their definitions and what they're used for, what I found was that the basic way you use Bitcoin, sending transactions and buying stuff. Was the easiest thing I had ever done in my life and it was pretty much what converted me from using a bank account.
When it comes to putting a password on your client that's pretty easy too so I don't understand why there would be a huge fuss about it, but what always gets me are the explanations for storing your Bitcoins offline and solo mining instructions/troubleshooting ( which of course the rabble crowd here refuses to tell you about because it isn't profitable despite you not wanting to do it for profit ) are the main ones I can think of with regards to user friendliness.