Iota Tip Thread (iota has no tx fees, lets have fun with that)

[Anon136]

So one of the main advantages of IOTA is that no micro payment is too small. Lets have some fun with that. Try to post something of value to others in this thread (probably humor but not necessarily) and if someone posts something of value to you than send them some iota.

The 2 Rules:
Every post must be concluded with an address for tips to be delivered to (Please use "code" tag);
And no tip is too small!

If you do not have any iota to play with try posting something here that others will appreciate, and no matter how little they send you, you can probably split it up into a million times as many parts as you need in-order to to turn around and tip others. I was kind of hoping this could be our better more fun version of a faucet.


Do you think this thread is a good idea? Than send tip here :

Code:

EPNOTXIJVHMCJFSRSVNCEAUSKDALERCWJ9CSEDNNGOKLIZVUDNOIAMKVSZOTDQXHEMNUIZHJEXWMXLSGLYMU9SPUPE

[Anon136]

FAQ/Tips for getting the most out of this thread:

• 1Mi=~0.01USD at current exchange rates. So if you want to send someone your 2 cents try 2Mi.
• Use a different address with every post so you know specifically which post people appreciated.
• Inorder to tag as code highlight the relevant text and press the bottom right most option in the formatting section (above the crying face)
• There is no rule against chit chatting in this thread, just don't expect anyone to donate to that cause.
• Spread the word about this thread. More participants equals more fun.

Code:

ZAJYCMLPZXJJKG9DXPKCMAXTQGXZOCIFYGUPXCUZDWMNJTFXQL99HBUJINHCTFGLYWSMCJUDAZFSNP9ZEMLL9DMJDB

[Scott J]

This is a great idea!

My little offering and something that has saved me a lot of time - pressing 'Ctrl' + ' \ ' simultaneously removes formatting from highlighted text in Google Docs 

Code:

MJSZZPZYDZLYCXGQOKJDZPICJMWVPJWXGENFVFIBDPEQISVRGUPN9QEPDZFLKDDWWYMMMPFMNOCFOCEIGLSNAHUNPR

[LitcoinCollector]

Ok lets get this going. I have designed the increments table of Iota.

Code:

EZUESQGNUCAGJFOGLYN9USCEWWEUJLTUKMWSJTKNOTDZKIODMQAYNDGKZTEQNIRZEACPAD9UNDWGWWHJRYDVGSSBKB

[pyandy]

This sounds like fun

If you're playing Pokemon Go, you can get an extra 10 XP when you throw a curve ball. Just swipe a few circles before throwing off to the side of the pokemon and see it happen! Also, as the colored (green, yellow, red) circle shrinks, the pokemon becomes more likely to be caught.

Code:

SBKOVQDQVHEYJMEZF9CURKYAIFHEZKKNCDDKAAVRUIOWX9RRJS9CVKZWUXXQPHZRMBQKZMOFDTPNQMHVECAZTNXG9D

[Anon136]

Quoting my signature:

If one can not confer upon another a right which he does not himself first possess, by what means does the state derive the right to engage in behaviors from which the public is prohibited? Is there any process, procedure or ritual through which an immoral action can be legitimately transformed into a moral one with out changing the character of the action itself?

I spent a lot of time trying to come up with the most important sentence in the world. Ended up I couldn't condense the concepts down to only one sentence. But I was able to pretty much condense everything I wanted to say down to two sentences. Each individual word, and the order in which they are presented, was extremely meticulously chosen.

Code:

NCKQFHHXQNMVTBBEPPAPWITBE9QJXEDDAMZBWIGCPJQXNWDHFVRNFONQWLLIPIDLKDVJU9ZXPJGLZLTVTCZJKT9NV9

[Anon136]

How do you get pikachu onto a bus?

YOU POKE'M ON! AH HA HA HA

Tip for the first person who can tell me how to hide the punch line until its highlighted.

Code:

BJNQFYDFLSAIPAHWRNMEKZBHJCPIUDOQESVSCGGX9GXUJOJAWC9HJFCDIVBCWKSLPHLWTUSZPFYQGCYUCLMPYH9SP9

[project_Shift]

What a funny thing to think of, thanks Anon136  

And your carefully crafted sentences have a response:

Yes, there is such a process. A fundamental one, inherent to humankind and forever present: stupidity.

By simply being stupid, a state or a nation, by the actions of those claiming or elected to be their executives, derives the right to engage in any action it so sees fit.
And by pursuing said stupidity, such entities can bestow upon other such entities  the enforcement of any immoral action, as considered by the bestowed party, not only as moral but rightfully necessary, in the most absolute legitimacy for the bestowing party, thus not changing the character of said action in either case.

You may consider it as a corollary from the quantum nature of the Universe itself: the action is both immoral and moral at the same time, both legitimate and illegitimate.

 

Let's have some tips, please, I'm IOTA poor

Code:

EBSHJABZRJWEFQ9ZZCJGLOUWRNHZWWNKNWSFQXKQZ9UEKHHB9NQISNASQNGOFQNXOTKWGNLCTAOZRPGGFOBVEOVRUS  

[Anon136]

What a funny thing to think of, thanks Anon136  

And your carefully crafted sentences have a response:

Yes, there is such a process. A fundamental one, inherent to humankind and forever present: stupidity.

By simply being stupid, a state or a nation, by the actions of those claiming or elected to be their executives, derives the right to engage in any action it so sees fit.
And by pursuing said stupidity, such entities can bestow upon other such entities  the enforcement of any immoral action, as considered by the bestowed party, not only as moral but rightfully necessary, in the most absolute legitimacy for the bestowing party, thus not changing the character of said action in either case.

You may consider it as a corollary from the quantum nature of the Universe itself: the action is both immoral and moral at the same time, both legitimate and illegitimate.

 

Let's have some tips, please, I'm IOTA poor

Code:

EBSHJABZRJWEFQ9ZZCJGLOUWRNHZWWNKNWSFQXKQZ9UEKHHB9NQISNASQNGOFQNXOTKWGNLCTAOZRPGGFOBVEOVRUS  

I predicted this sort of response. That's why I carefully selected to insert the word "legitimately" in front of the word transformed. I wouldn't consider human stupidity to be a legitimate reason for claiming that an immoral transaction had been changed into a moral one without changing the character of the action itself. Of course that is a subjective thing, legitimacy. I just like to think that if you burrow down to peoples core beliefs, clear away the intellectual clutter so to speak, you will often find they would agree but that maybe they simply haven't thought about it the right way.

Sending bigger tip than usual for the thoughtful response. Thanks.

Code:

KIPFWVQBLWUXCQTYHLGHMUJOPCAHPTXMLWXOBDWHVHJILPHK9MOU9HFEVOUWWLBFJDVAWIRUPGHDQJIUCNOMPTB9DY

[snakes-r-us]

Life takes us around.
From void to void; ground to ground.
No thought, sight, or sound.
  -- Joel V Benjamin


IOTA:

Code:

KIXDAIGV9GH99ZKJNUHIWCVSBSQBZOYUCRUDL9YYTTCWPYCDEQHWECYFBPKOCICUFVEJBDQUKAOMXUFSB

[lovely89]

Life takes us around.
From void to void; ground to ground.
No thought, sight, or sound.
  -- Joel V Benjamin

Code:

KIXDAIGV9GH99ZKJNUHIWCVSBSQBZOYUCRUDL9YYTTCWPYCDEQHWECYFBPKOCICUFVEJBDQUKAOMXUFSB

Your address is giving me an error.

MISSING ADDRESS CHECKSUM

Did you attach it to the tangle before posting it here?

He is missing the checksum. Lol. It's the last 9 characters. He needs to copy the entire address.

Please solve for all variables-

a + b = 8
a + c = 13
b + d = 8
c - d = 6

Code:

ZHRKBFIAWBCUYX9HXZWSZSKWTRXQEATAIUUL9VPONBWAKXWYKKOAQSNDXMSBPIIYBUFMF9ZQTFWUPMUAWASDMNQMKB

[Jimmy2011]

Like it. I will definitely tip some others.

Code:

ZCFVBGMHXCURPKGGOPZTTPZD9JUHGWDZTGZGWRLYPNVGLSWULQRBAKOSKBQWJKWESQUDXDOXBUDSYOOYOUTNJQGGJA

[Jimmy2011]

BTW, please be careful about the address reuse. If you issue a tx and send some iotas from the address, do remove that address from the post.

Code:

TJNRV9PURTUSGVNHQURDZRLLYKOSMHHYRYPVPWRUMLECXZAGYIFENZJAMTTUKREEYQMXZFOIYNPVGEWMTZVSHJBOGF

[Jimmy2011]

One more tip: please don't tip me more than 3.8 Ti. If you do want give me that, please ask me one more address. Thanks.

Code:

GZVFHFMNCYWAYKVEXVUBQJTJYJW9OPZFQBKRRJNPGPGSHQRALSIVIJJLPHPGUMMRPTMKEHFWFGSDUTSUNRSVMUGBYJ

[Anon136]

BTW, please be careful about the address reuse. If you issue a tx and send some iotas from the address, do remove that address from the post.

Iota is going to need some sort of system like monero uses.

The destination of each CryptoNote output (by default) is a public key, derived from recipient’s address and sender’s random data.

So that an infinite series of valid addresses can be derived from a single string of data. That way we can post one string of data everywhere and everyone can sent to it and no one would ever have to worry about the problem you mentioned because every address would be one time use.

Code:

USTIWCLSWCOBHXJNNJBZANJGZVOHIZWHLKQWHWGTWBJRYLEEZJMQBIHSFKHFGZKQKDVITJJAAMFDOAPT9NXRBOMVAU

[shinratensei_]

Ok lets get this going. I have designed the increments table of Iota.

Code:

EZUESQGNUCAGJFOGLYN9USCEWWEUJLTUKMWSJTKNOTDZKIODMQAYNDGKZTEQNIRZEACPAD9UNDWGWWHJRYDVGSSBKB

This is my first time for heard about iota and after seeing your table, iota is not different with the bitcoin pennies name satoshi.... maybe if I'm not wrong at this moment.

[Come-from-Beyond]

So one of the main advantages of IOTA is that no micro payment is too small. Lets have some fun with that.

Ok, here is a task for everyone: Read the story below and answer the question in the end.

David, Dominik and CFB walk into a bar, they have Iota devs tip jar with some iotas in it. Being trinary numeral system zealots they decide to spend only 1/3 of all iotas from the tip jar. Unfortunatelly, the number of the iotas is not divisible by 3, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on beer. After a while they decide to repeat and to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas. The number of the iotas is not divisible by 3 again, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on more beer. An hour later, to please the God of Trinary, they decided to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas for the 3rd time. As you may guess, the number of the remaining iotas is not divisible by 3, but they know how to handle it - they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 of what is in the tip jar, take the beer and walk away.

Question: What is the lowest number of iotas might be in their tip jar before visiting the bar, taking into account that number of iotas can't be fractional?

[martismartis]

So one of the main advantages of IOTA is that no micro payment is too small. Lets have some fun with that.

Ok, here is a task for everyone: Read the story below and answer the question in the end.

David, Dominik and CFB walk into a bar, they have Iota devs tip jar with some iotas in it. Being trinary numeral system zealots they decide to spend only 1/3 of all iotas from the tip jar. Unfortunatelly, the number of the iotas is not divisible by 3, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on beer. After a while they decide to repeat and to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas. The number of the iotas is not divisible by 3 again, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on more beer. An hour later, to please the God of Trinary, they decided to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas for the 3rd time. As you may guess, the number of the remaining iotas is not divisible by 3, but they know how to handle it - they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 of what is in the tip jar, take the beer and walk away.

Question: What is the lowest number of iotas might be in their tip jar before visiting the bar, taking into account that number of iotas can't be fractional?

40?

[Come-from-Beyond]

40?

There is a lower number...

[Jimmy2011]

So one of the main advantages of IOTA is that no micro payment is too small. Lets have some fun with that.

Ok, here is a task for everyone: Read the story below and answer the question in the end.

David, Dominik and CFB walk into a bar, they have Iota devs tip jar with some iotas in it. Being trinary numeral system zealots they decide to spend only 1/3 of all iotas from the tip jar. Unfortunatelly, the number of the iotas is not divisible by 3, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on beer. After a while they decide to repeat and to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas. The number of the iotas is not divisible by 3 again, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on more beer. An hour later, to please the God of Trinary, they decided to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas for the 3rd time. As you may guess, the number of the remaining iotas is not divisible by 3, but they know how to handle it - they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 of what is in the tip jar, take the beer and walk away.

Question: What is the lowest number of iotas might be in their tip jar before visiting the bar, taking into account that number of iotas can't be fractional?

25

[Come-from-Beyond]

25

There is a lower number...

[SteveoMB]

25

There is a lower number...

22

[Come-from-Beyond]

22

There is a lower number...

[Jimmy2011]

22

There is a lower number...

7

[martismartis]

So one of the main advantages of IOTA is that no micro payment is too small. Lets have some fun with that.

Ok, here is a task for everyone: Read the story below and answer the question in the end.

David, Dominik and CFB walk into a bar, they have Iota devs tip jar with some iotas in it. Being trinary numeral system zealots they decide to spend only 1/3 of all iotas from the tip jar. Unfortunatelly, the number of the iotas is not divisible by 3, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on beer. After a while they decide to repeat and to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas. The number of the iotas is not divisible by 3 again, so they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 on more beer. An hour later, to please the God of Trinary, they decided to spend 1/3 of the remaining iotas for the 3rd time. As you may guess, the number of the remaining iotas is not divisible by 3, but they know how to handle it - they throw 1 iota away and spend 1/3 of what is in the tip jar, take the beer and walk away.

Question: What is the lowest number of iotas might be in their tip jar before visiting the bar, taking into account that number of iotas can't be fractional?

Do they completely throw away 1 IOTA every time or it returns to the jar?

[Come-from-Beyond]

Do they completely throw away 1 IOTA every time or it returns to the jar?

Completely.

[Come-from-Beyond]

7

There is a lower number...

[Jimmy2011]

7

There is a lower number...

What's the magic number? Trinary?

[SteveoMB]

22

There is a lower number...

nah my answer was wrong.

22 - 1
21 : 3
7 - 1
6 : 3
2... no fractions wrong.
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I guess 40 is the only correct answer here because 4 as the last possible number to be NOT devided by 3 leads to 40 as the origin amount. But seems like a jokester-question anyways

[Jimmy2011]

25 is right, but not the lowest!

[nrg1zer]

What is this thread for? I still dont get it 

[martismartis]

4

[SteveoMB]

What is this thread for? I still dont get it 

transactions within the tangle(iotas "blockchain"- but not really a blockchain because no blocks, no mining)  are free of charge. no fees.
furthermore, the tangle and/or the jinn-processors are running on trinaries, not binaries.
I think this thread is meant as a little think-tank to find problems and ways to spend iotas because peoples thinking is bound to the fact that micro-transactions weren't doable up to a certain point within a blockchain because the fees would kill the feasibility. with iota it wouldn't!

[Lennya1]

79-1=78*2/3=52
52-1=051*2/3=34
34-1=33*2/3=22
22-1=21*2/3=14

I would say this is the first solution with n fractional numbers...

[Come-from-Beyond]

4

There is a lower number...

To find it we should recall that order of transactions in Iota doesn't matter and it's possible to spend future iotas if the merchant trusts you.

Here is the lowest number I know (written in 1pt font): -2

[cryptohunter]

What is this thread for? I still dont get it 

pumping of the scam coin iota....stay clear

[Come-from-Beyond]

pumping of the scam coin iota....stay clear

You forgot to add that your definition of "scam" = "platform cryptohunter missed the sale of".

[oldisoft]

What is this thread for? I still dont get it 

pumping of the scam coin iota....stay clear

much better to say to you - stay clear from this thread and from IOTA

[oldisoft]

cryptohunter trying here to pump his decent-lisko-waves-scam coin

[LitcoinCollector]

pumping of the scam coin iota....stay clear

You forgot to post your Iota address.

[Anon136]

This is my first time for heard about iota and after seeing your table, iota is not different with the bitcoin pennies name satoshi.... maybe if I'm not wrong at this moment.

Sort of like how bitcoin is the name of the network, the protocol, and the name for 100,000,000 satoshis. Iota is like this except it is the name for the network, the protocol and its own analogue to bitcoins satoshi.

You are new so I will forgive you but one of the two rules is that you must include an address at the bottom of your post.

Code:

WUZAKEWFBFDCTNIEZICRXSAZLHLWNSHGCHGQGOO9TFZUKWUGTBNHWECEHHA9VRDNO9RYKDDPJRYGXQELWRNJQKCTWK

[Breasal]

4

There is a lower number...

To find it we should recall that order of transactions in Iota doesn't matter and it's possible to spend future iotas if the merchant trusts you.

Here is the lowest number I know (written in 1pt font): -2

-2 won't buy a beer where I'm from 

[Anon136]

It's anarchy in here. No one is following the rule. Guys post iota addresses in code tags at the bottom of your posts.

Code:

EQHQHKXCLQBM9BKGNPQWZACXYEJKGGKEZADVSCQVTXOQDQTMKUNYPGYVQWWERSCBBJIQIBEZEH9KXPEBFAT9DXAREK

[yassin54]

0

[Come-from-Beyond]

pumping of the scam coin iota....stay clear

You forgot to post your Iota address.

Hahaha, good one

[Anon136]

What is this thread for? I still dont get it  

pumping of the scam coin iota....stay clear

Pumping is a funny word. It's like the word dumping and hoarding. It's one physical action with emotional baggage attached. Dumping is just selling with emotional baggage tied to it. Hoarding is just saving but again with the addition of emotional baggage. "Pumping" just sounds like marketing but with emotional baggage.

Yes I am attempting to generate more interest in a project I already bought into. So what? Does that in some way mean the project is bad or not deserving of more attention than it currently has.

And CFB. Please. You gotta post an address when you comment man. Its like the thing about this thread. Its what is supposed to distinguish it from all the other threads we already have.

Code:

SXHIEHCMBIADRUAOOLMUNGEZUMJORRMFYKYNOQETWATVNKFRGXEZAQMUGJCAIGJMPXXHSHXBT999RFTGJCGALBPUZT

[theymos]

Incentivizing people to post in this way is not allowed because it creates spammy posts. See: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=434310.0