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April 08, 2013, 03:23:41 AM
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Hello, I am a professional Time Engineer. I used to work at TimeTap but they had lay offs because of the black hole scandal. I have never caused a paradox and my registration is up to date. Unfortunately I don't have a TL4x so I can't go more than 1000 years in the past. As I'm sure you know, the more accurate the time, the more power my machine costs. This does affect the pricing.

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April 08, 2013, 03:26:46 AM
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I will glad pay 1BTC to go back to January, 2009

I will also pay another 0.25BTC if I can say "Roads, were we are going we don't need roads"

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April 08, 2013, 03:28:08 AM
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I will glad pay 1BTC to go back to January, 2009

I will also pay another 0.25BTC if I can say "Roads, were we are going we don't need roads"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flge_rw6RG0

I'm sorry sir but the prices are firm.
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April 08, 2013, 04:01:15 AM
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Any side-effects from travel?
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April 08, 2013, 04:14:56 AM
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Any side-effects from travel?

Possible memory loss if you change something significant.
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April 08, 2013, 07:41:11 AM
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I have .09 right here and Im ready to go to the mystery time.

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April 08, 2013, 08:21:57 AM
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Hmmm... Is Mystery Time anything like Adventure Time?

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April 08, 2013, 08:44:08 AM
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I think January 2009 would be a very.. very good year to choose Tongue
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April 08, 2013, 09:06:02 PM
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I have .09 right here and Im ready to go to the mystery time.

Alright, send the money and tell me where to meet you.
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April 08, 2013, 09:24:39 PM
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I traveled a lot with you company so I knew it well. They offered good discount for regular costumers like me. I think that the black hole scandal was really just another exaggerated media story.
Do you offer travel in the future aswell ? Also, would you considere giving me the oportunity to time travel for free in exchange for a good review in the forum ? I think people are really interested in your service but are waiting to buy your service because you don't have any positive review yet.

Congratulation for you new service and good luck with it !
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April 08, 2013, 09:25:39 PM
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Dank? Is that you?

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April 08, 2013, 09:51:03 PM
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I traveled a lot with you company so I knew it well. They offered good discount for regular costumers like me. I think that the black hole scandal was really just another exaggerated media story.
Do you offer travel in the future aswell ? Also, would you considere giving me the oportunity to time travel for free in exchange for a good review in the forum ? I think people are really interested in your service but are waiting to buy your service because you don't have any positive review yet.

Congratulation for you new service and good luck with it !

Thank you! Yes I do offer travel to the future. Unfortunately I can not offer free services, however, I do offer discounts to frequent time travelers.
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April 08, 2013, 09:56:14 PM
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Dank? Is that you?

Yes I am dank.
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April 08, 2013, 11:37:41 PM
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ok, I used this service, I can confirm it works, however I went cheap, and took the decade package. My Plan was to kill hitler, and I succeeded, however due to booking the decade package I ended up in 1945, when everything was too late anyhows. however, I can now proudly say I killed hitler.
If you want to thank me for my services I provided to humanity(believe me, the present I started from was way worse, and WWII didnt end 1945 in that present), send a donation to: 12VbaRmmZm5PnaQt4v5Q2HhiYRntdCCokq
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April 08, 2013, 11:47:34 PM
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Wow, what an amazing service. Tell me, how do you guys get around the grandfather paradox?

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April 08, 2013, 11:52:21 PM
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if you kill your own grandfather/other relative that you descended from you alter the present, thus you end up in a new branch of the present where you were never born. All you have to be is cautious, or willing to become an off-the-grid citizen(since you obviously return to a future where no one knows ya because you didnt exist until you returned.
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April 08, 2013, 11:57:47 PM
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I'm tired of time travel, too many variables. Also, to anybody else that is planning on taking up this offer: YOUR BITCOINS DO NOT WORK if you go too far back in time. They did not warn me about this, and I thought it was important to share.
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April 09, 2013, 12:05:52 AM
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Wow, what an amazing service. Tell me, how do you guys get around the grandfather paradox?

I don't allow weapons in my time machine.
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April 09, 2013, 01:45:01 PM
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Any side-effects from travel?

Possible memory loss if you change something significant.

I'm sure that fringe science dictates there is quite a high chance of suffering from radioactive decay from travelling in the space time continuum. We'd appreciate if you were clear about the possible effects from this venture.
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April 09, 2013, 09:16:39 PM
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Well unfortunately today's fringe science is not very accurate, it vastly improves in about two centuries. Luckily, the company who researched it so thoroughly Frinergy™ allows time travelers access to the results of their research.
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