Testing the water. WTS (Maybe) My Soul.

[RobertDeNiro]

No takes I see. Ok I'll just have to wait it out. I dont care if it takes years. One day some bad man with a bad soul will need mine to get into heaven and he'll pay dearly. 666.66666666BTC is cheap compared to what it will cost in a few years from now.

[cpfreeplz]

No takes I see. Ok I'll just have to wait it out. I dont care if it takes years. One day some bad man with a bad soul will need mine to get into heaven and he'll pay dearly. 666.66666666BTC is cheap compared to what it will cost in a few years from now.

Enough bullshit! You send half of the soul to me FIRST, then if it checks out I'll pay you half and so on. Deal? Don't try and screw me on this. That last soul I bought was worthless. (Screw you Tara Reid you soulless bitch).

[Rmcdermott927]

http://demonical.com/sellyoursoul.htm

You can sell it here for $5

Is this actually a thing?   $5 is quite a lot for my worthless soul. 

[dukeneptun]

No takes I see. Ok I'll just have to wait it out. I dont care if it takes years. One day some bad man with a bad soul will need mine to get into heaven and he'll pay dearly. 666.66666666BTC is cheap compared to what it will cost in a few years from now.

Enough bullshit! You send half of the soul to me FIRST, then if it checks out I'll pay you half and so on. Deal? Don't try and screw me on this. That last soul I bought was worthless. (Screw you Tara Reid you soulless bitch).

Thanks for making my day man!

[RobertDeNiro]

You guys rent taking me seriously.

Im offering the soul of a 33 year old American, with a HS leaving diploma and have always lived on the legal side of the law. I volunteer weekly at my local church and every Christmas eve I feed the homeless at a local homeless shelter.  My soul is worth way more then 5$ or 6$. Get serious here and start making some real offers please.

[Searing]

So I got to thinking and im wondering how many btc might be offered to buy my soul. How anyone ever even tried to sell a soul before for bitcoin? What would you guys offer for my soul.

Your too late. From what I can tell most of society and folks have already done so. They may not realize when it happened..but from the state of the world..it must happen often
and in great numbers..no other explanation!

(hell I'm agnostic and it still rings true)

So anyway that 'boat has sailed' imho

[RobertDeNiro]

So I got to thinking and im wondering how many btc might be offered to buy my soul. How anyone ever even tried to sell a soul before for bitcoin? What would you guys offer for my soul.

Your too late. From what I can tell most of society and folks have already done so. They may not realize when it happened..but from the state of the world..it must happen often
and in great numbers..no other explanation!

(hell I'm agnostic and it still rings true)

So anyway that 'boat has sailed' imho

I think your argument brings up more reasons as to why my soul is highly valued and desired. With so many people selling out for so little it leaves a very small amount of souls left on the market to be purchased to get into heaven. That ticket cant be cheap and I've got one sitting first class. Are you interested in making an offer?

[mbuk81]

Nice idea but doubt that your souls worth that much and you what would anyone want with you soul but god luck with you sale as I'm sure you could sell  hundred's of them.

[cpfreeplz]

I got the half soul today (Yes I recieve mail on Saturdays. Who the hell are you, the mail police?!).

Obviously a fake. It was just a farmed soul. Most likely a rat or some other small rodent (maybe a capybara?) I sent it back. No tracking though. It should be there in the next 1-5months.

I suggest using PayPal or maybe a shitcoin, let's say... oh what the hell, Ripple. No, vertcoin. Ah any old shitcoin will do. That way at least if he doesn't refund you you didn't spend anything worth any value .

[RobertDeNiro]

I got the half soul today (Yes I recieve mail on Saturdays. Who the hell are you, the mail police?!).

Obviously a fake. It was just a farmed soul. Most likely a rat or some other small rodent (maybe a capybara?) I sent it back. No tracking though. It should be there in the next 1-5months.

I suggest using PayPal or maybe a shitcoin, let's say... oh what the hell, Ripple. No, vertcoin. Ah any old shitcoin will do. That way at least if he doesn't refund you you didn't spend anything worth any value .

 

Funny post but I never sent you half my soul and I still have 100% of my soul available for sale. Im willing to let you make a group-buy though if you want and then you and everyone in the group can have a fair share of this extremely valuable and desired soul. Obviously im willing to use escrow also.

[beel]

Put on ebay and test the water From worldwide

I will be the first to Bid

i witness the add on ebay where mom put her daughter on sale serious shit mate,,,


I guess triump's souls has the highest bid In the world at the moment lol

[RobertDeNiro]

Put on ebay and test the water From worldwide

I will be the first to Bid

i witness the add on ebay where mom put her daughter on sale serious shit mate,,,


I guess triump's souls has the highest bid In the world at the moment lol

But ebay buyers wont be able to pay in btc and I want to get paid in btc if I was to really sell my soul. It was more of just a joke but I do have the intention of selling if if I get the right offer.

[cpfreeplz]

I got the half soul today (Yes I recieve mail on Saturdays. Who the hell are you, the mail police?!).

Obviously a fake. It was just a farmed soul. Most likely a rat or some other small rodent (maybe a capybara?) I sent it back. No tracking though. It should be there in the next 1-5months.

I suggest using PayPal or maybe a shitcoin, let's say... oh what the hell, Ripple. No, vertcoin. Ah any old shitcoin will do. That way at least if he doesn't refund you you didn't spend anything worth any value .

 

Funny post but I never sent you half my soul and I still have 100% of my soul available for sale. Im willing to let you make a group-buy though if you want and then you and everyone in the group can have a fair share of this extremely valuable and desired soul. Obviously im willing to use escrow also.

Wait, if I didn't get yours then whose was it? Watch out guys. This is obviously a hot ticket item. He already has people ripping off his username on Skype. Glad I dodged that one phew

[dukeneptun]

I got the half soul today (Yes I recieve mail on Saturdays. Who the hell are you, the mail police?!).

Obviously a fake. It was just a farmed soul. Most likely a rat or some other small rodent (maybe a capybara?) I sent it back. No tracking though. It should be there in the next 1-5months.

I suggest using PayPal or maybe a shitcoin, let's say... oh what the hell, Ripple. No, vertcoin. Ah any old shitcoin will do. That way at least if he doesn't refund you you didn't spend anything worth any value .

 

Funny post but I never sent you half my soul and I still have 100% of my soul available for sale. Im willing to let you make a group-buy though if you want and then you and everyone in the group can have a fair share of this extremely valuable and desired soul. Obviously im willing to use escrow also.

Wait, if I didn't get yours then whose was it? Watch out guys. This is obviously a hot ticket item. He already has people ripping off his username on Skype. Glad I dodged that one phew

You two need some serious help. But thanks for the laughs anyway.

[ThumperJohnson]

Haha only if it was possible thered be wayyyy more

If you wanna sell it, start scamming people

[RobertDeNiro]

Haha only if it was possible thered be wayyyy more

If you wanna sell it, start scamming people

I would never scam anyone. I earn my money legit or I don't earn it at all.

[underhood]

Hey,

NO unregulated soul selling without paying the taxes and homage to devil.

You can fulfill your soul selling duties on the Devil's address 1666xxxZDzGiMdnB2pYNTejQhHHuK9SGo1

[TunerDude007]

Ok what are the terms? Are you heterosexual? Not that I have anything towards peoples sexual orientation but I am straight myself. My last sole unfortunately was gay but the sole broker was kind enough to give me a refund. Needless to say I don't trust this broker to give me a proper sole anymore. If your sole is as pure as you say it is we may need to start a crowd fund. Any boxing day specials coming soon for Dec 26?

[cpfreeplz]

Ok what are the terms? Are you heterosexual? Not that I have anything towards peoples sexual orientation but I am straight myself. My last sole unfortunately was gay but the sole broker was kind enough to give me a refund. Needless to say I don't trust this broker to give me a proper sole anymore. If your sole is as pure as you say it is we may need to start a crowd fund. Any boxing day specials coming soon for Dec 26?

For those who don't know what a gay sole is:



Vs a normal sole:



Or



Not to be confused with a soul:



Good luck on your shoe/fish search sir! I sure hope you get a heterosexual one this time! Never hold a fish between your legs. That's how you find out the hard way...

[RobertDeNiro]

Ok what are the terms? Are you heterosexual? Not that I have anything towards peoples sexual orientation but I am straight myself. My last sole unfortunately was gay but the sole broker was kind enough to give me a refund. Needless to say I don't trust this broker to give me a proper sole anymore. If your sole is as pure as you say it is we may need to start a crowd fund. Any boxing day specials coming soon for Dec 26?

My SOUL is straight, ive had a about 50 partners in my life and always used protection. No illness to mention. We don't need a broker for this deal, we can use a piece of paper and a forum escrow to complete this transaction.

What is your offer?