Proof dank is jesus

[Matthew N. Wright]

I wish trips were like that

Trips to church are like that for some people. Do you think they're crazy? Do you think they don't actually hear god's voice? You believe you're Jesus but you don't believe people can hear God? What an asshole.

It's more of feeling and finding meaning in metaphors

Sounds to me like your relationship with god is faked. Everyone knows god speaks in tongues to real believers. I think you're a phony, I can hear god every day talk to me. Just yesterday he said "Push that grandma down the stairs" so I did. I will have a special place in heaven because I listened to him. God's message was truth and love too because I believe it, and belief is positive so it's true.

I know I won't get my girl back until my world is nothing but love I stop living like a worthless drug addict and pay my debts

FTFY.

something that cannot happen without A) earth becoming heaven (fat chance while I'm alive) or B) my death.

Although some here might think B would cause A (because you wouldn't be around to scam and annoy anyone anymore), I think A already happens for many people, and the fact that you can't even get there without chickening out and killing yourself proves how fucked up you are. My life and my world is heaven to me. I am at peace. If you're not, killing yourself won't help that, that's a pussy's way out. That's what people do when they fuck up huge and can't fix it so they make up a reasoning that "when I'm gone, the world will be better because of it". Tell us dank, are you sorry that you're a scammer who uses everyone's money you borrow to buy LSD? Is that why you want to kill yourself?

I'll tell you a secret. If you can pay back your debts and treat people with respect, you'll know the secret to life, happiness, love and peace, and it has nothing to do with death or consumables (drugs included).

[surebet]

I know I won't get my girl back until my world is nothing but love, something that cannot happen without A) earth becoming heaven (fat chance while I'm alive) or B) my death.

Oh wow, so basically this boils down to stupid teenage love bullshit. Say dank, have you considered becoming something more than a worthless human sponge? It might help make you more attractive to the fairer sex.

[kentrolla]

Dank, now that the world has changed, you should try going sober. It will probably be rough at first. Just don't kill yourself and know that happiness is on the horizon.

[dank]

Lol wut?  I'm not killing myself, the CIA is hiring drug cartels to assassinate me, my principles of love stand against their principles of greed.  Sorta simple, our youthful generation is taking over one way or another and we don't want a world where you must pay to live.  We don't need that when we can create with our mind.  Believe you can, and you can do anything.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Lol wut?  I'm not killing myself, the CIA is hiring drug cartels to assassinate me, my principles of love stand against their principles of greed.  Sorta simple, our youthful generation is taking over one way or another and we don't want a world where you must pay to live.  We don't need that when we can create with our mind.  Believe you can, and you can do anything.

"I believe I can make you pay back your debts and stop being a drugged out sponge." Did I do it right?

[myrkul]

Lol wut?  I'm not killing myself, the CIA is hiring drug cartels to assassinate me, my principles of love stand against their principles of greed. 

Holy fucking shit. And I thought I got paranoid.

Put the pipe down, bro, and have a snack. You need to come down.

[kokjo]

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

[dank]

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

[kentrolla]

think of being sober as trying a new drug. It's the best thing I ever did for myself and I plan to continue to remain sober.  I have become better at everything.

[surebet]

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

Into society? Don't you mean into your waste of a body?

[myrkul]

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

Into society? Don't you mean into your waste of a body?

I think he's said that he actually does give away hits of acid.

[surebet]

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

Into society? Don't you mean into your waste of a body?

I think he's said that he actually does give away hits of acid.

Well what he meant is that whatever he ingests is communionned into the world because we are all the same person blah blah blah.

What I wished he meant is that he goes around giving LSD laced candy to young kids.

[drakahn]

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

Into society? Don't you mean into your waste of a body?

I think he's said that he actually does give away hits of acid.

Well what he meant is that whatever he ingests is communionned into the world because we are all the same person blah blah blah.

What I wished he meant is that he goes around giving LSD laced candy to young kids.

LSD is fun and all, but i would not let a kid near it, fuck man whats wrong with you?

[myrkul]

What I wished he meant is that he goes around giving LSD laced candy to young kids.

LSD is fun and all, but i would not let a kid near it, fuck man whats wrong with you?

Yeah, not cool. Why would you wish that?

[Mike Christ]

Hey dank, can you turn my water into wine?  The good stuff.

[surebet]

What I wished he meant is that he goes around giving LSD laced candy to young kids.

LSD is fun and all, but i would not let a kid near it, fuck man whats wrong with you?

Yeah, not cool. Why would you wish that?

Geez, though crowd.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Don't let LSD near a kid? What do you call dank, a mature functioning adult?

[drakahn]

Don't let LSD near a kid? What do you call dank, a mature functioning adult?

To be fair I wouldn't give dank any either...

I guess I should have validated my remark with a "in my presence" somewhere...

[Buffer Overflow]

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

So just as I suspected. You do have money to pay back squall, but choose not to.

[organofcorti]

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

So just as I suspected. You do have money to pay back squall, but choose not to.

Unless he's dealing to support a habit. In which case what he really means is that he's a conduit through which has passed $15000 worth of illegal drugs - not that he actually made $15000 from it.