Welcome to Scrybe's Smokehouse!

After having a great time trading and gorging myself on all the slow cooked crypto-que I can eat I wanted to do a fun giveaway of some BQC to go with the limited time sale price I can offer while supplies last.

2500 BQC will be given away to the first 100 forum accounts* to post their BQC Address AND share a BBQCoin based joke, pun, play on words, or short tale of how you will use your new BQC (real or fictional.) Standard awards will be 20BQC, the remainder will be used for bonuses at my discretion.

To go with these coins I will be selling the remaining 7500 BQC at 100 per 0.014 BTC, and I will be using the resulting .1BTC profit to ... buy BBQ! (duh) First batch of coins has an offer and is likely to sell out, more news on restocking soon!

This thread is for the actual story/joke and payment address, I'm creating a second topic for discussion and trading (here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929.0), please keep this one clean to everyone gets some BQC. When these coins are gone I will resume my regularly scheduled (and higher priced) sales.

Thanks and Enjoy your meal!

*I reserve the right to reject entries due to excessive sockpupetry, newness, scammer tag, repeated or unfunnily bad jokes, or any other reason I see fit, as well as award bonuses to very very good entries.

100 posts at 50 each is 5000 bqc

After traveling into the future, I can confidently state that after the great cryptocurrency crunch of 2015,

the only remaining coin to be used worldwide for any kind of serious commerce is BBQcoin.

As a result in 2016, world hunger becomes a thing of the past, and a lite version of the currency called VeganBBQcoin gains popularity.

In 2017 first contact is made and a BBQ pulled pork sandwich is offered to the alien visitors. As repayment, much advanced technology

is shared with humanity and the blockchain begins to be broadcast via the Intergalactic Pulsar Transmission Network Internet.

Total network hash rate is now over 1 Googolhashes/second.

The future is bright my friends, and slathered in that sweet sweet sauce.

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Who can resist tasty BBQ coins? Who knows, maybe it'll become the cryptocurrency that people use to buy food with

Thanks for coming in for the Free Samples! Please stay and buy more if you like them!

Trading and Discussion: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929.0

There once was a girl named Sue. She loved ribs and BBQ...coins that is.

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Thanks you!

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Because BBQ coins are a comical twist on bitcoin, I think more people will accept them rather than those new ripoff spamcoins that are trying to be taken seriously. Cough, feathercoin, cough

Imagine what would happen to the btc-e trollbox if they started supporting BQC

I guess we have our own Jim Gaffigan...

I'll accept it, but MAN, you guys need some better jokes!

 

Edit: added quote at Discussion forum: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929

Bah, I should have disallowed it for not reading instructions...

I guess it was a joke on me

Here's a joke for you:

Barbecue Routine

1- The woman buys the food.

2- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.barbeque jokes

4- THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7- THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10- Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

BBQ coin - The REAL mans coin!!!