[WTS] BFL 5/GHz "Jalapeno" order no. 116XX

[bcpokey]

75BTC for a 5GH/sec miner ordered in October 2012 (how that's 1st batch I'll never know), vs 71BTC (top bid) for a 10GH/sec ASICMiner blade that was already delivered weeks ago. Color me amused.

I do believe sellers need to learn some professionalism, but that's personal, seems like some peoples asic fever will drive them to buy anything from anyone.

[puffpuffpass]

Are you willing to escrow, BTW?

Yes I paid cash, was lucky in deed. I am willing to escrow.

[puffpuffpass]

75BTC for a 5GH/sec miner ordered in October 2012 (how that's 1st batch I'll never know), vs 71BTC (top bid) for a 10GH/sec ASICMiner blade that was already delivered weeks ago. Color me amused.

I do believe sellers need to learn some professionalism, but that's personal, seems like some peoples asic fever will drive them to buy anything from anyone.

Based on what info I read from ButterflyLabs website, I should be a part of the first batch. Maybe I'm not. I'll update the thread when I get it.

[mdude77]

I'll give you 10BTC with escrow.  No more.

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[mmitech]

dude your not in the first batch so no cares what you are selling. Its not about the ghz its about the when you ordered and your not even close

Actually I am in the first batch.

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I'll take 75 BTC for it, nothing less.

did you really say 75 BTC, I would say that you could sell it for 10 BTC for some dumb new member but 75 BTC!!!, ASICminer blades hash @ 13GH/s and they are shipping few days after you pay them, and people got them for less than 60 BTC.

your stuff is worth exactly the best bid that anyone is willing to pay, if you think that it is undervalued than you just keep it , this is how market works .

[TheSwede75]

Seems like lots of 'pre order' muppets are expecting absolutely insane prices. BTC75 are you fucking high? That's what a Jalapeno would mine in 6 months. You wouldn't get that if you had it in your hand already and threw in your sister. Welcome to reality!

PuffPuffPass - The crack pipe!

[PuertoLibre]

Take your greedy ass elsewhere. You're never going to sell it with that attitude. Just keep it and GTFO!

Yea, so greedy. Paid $163 for the cheapest ASIC instead of just going with a 30/GHz, it's because I'm greedy. and now I'm declining an offer for 5BTC which is 20% of what 1 block would give me. Yea, good one. You got jokes kid. Keep them coming because you are a joke.

Stupid faggot, I'm here offering it to someone who missed the chance to pre-order early. If they don't want to pay what it's worth, then fuck yes I am keeping it. There's a difference between being greedy and being dumb, but I suspect you're too fucking stupid to understand it so don't worry.

Get the fuck out of my thread.

It is worth about 1 btc.

He is giving you 4 extra. That sounds pretty reasonable.

[PuertoLibre]

dude your not in the first batch so no cares what you are selling. Its not about the ghz its about the when you ordered and your not even close

Actually I am in the first batch.

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I'll take 75 BTC for it, nothing less.

You won't produce anywhere near that in the entire life of the product. This thread is a total joke!

[grue]

2.5 BTC with escrow.

[Xian01]

Stupid faggot, I'm here offering it to someone who missed the chance to pre-order early.
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Get the fuck out of my thread.
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I'll take 75 BTC for it, nothing less.

 Exhibit A: How not to conduct business on the forums

[dethdeks]

lol considering the people who would even consider spending 75BTC on an asic would go to avalon-asics and buy a 60gh's one for 75BTC and actually receive it in the same year they ordered it, they would be pretty dumb to buy your 5Gh's jalapeno for that price.

[afroman1131]

Its generally good business standard to be nice to people and not a asshole, so people actually want to buy from you

[2weiX]

Its generally good business standard to be nice to people and not a asshole, so people actually want to buy from you

Might be, but it's a BFL product, so it's in-line with company procedure.

[puffpuffpass]

Its generally good business standard to be nice to people and not a asshole, so people actually want to buy from you

Might be, but it's a BFL product, so it's in-line with company procedure.

I love me some comedy. Thanks.

[pikeadz]

I would not buy this if you paid me, because then I'd have to take time out of my precious day to make a trip down to the landfill to recycle it properly once it finally arrived when the difficulty is almost 700 million.  And you probably don't have enough Bitcoins to pay for my time of approximately 2 billable hours to make this trip, or you wouldn't be trying to sell this.  Honestly, get the refund while you still can.  BFL will be going under soon once others get the same idea and pull their money.

[puffpuffpass]

I would not buy this if you paid me, because then I'd have to take time out of my precious day to make a trip down to the landfill to recycle it properly once it finally arrived when the difficulty is almost 700 million.  And you probably don't have enough Bitcoins to pay for my time of approximately 2 billable hours to make this trip, or you wouldn't be trying to sell this.  Honestly, get the refund while you still can.  BFL will be going under soon once others get the same idea and pull their money.

why would the difficulty go to 700 million?

[MooC Tals]

I would not buy this if you paid me, because then I'd have to take time out of my precious day to make a trip down to the landfill to recycle it properly once it finally arrived when the difficulty is almost 700 million.  And you probably don't have enough Bitcoins to pay for my time of approximately 2 billable hours to make this trip, or you wouldn't be trying to sell this.  Honestly, get the refund while you still can.  BFL will be going under soon once others get the same idea and pull their money.

why would the difficulty go to 700 million?

Hey Puffitipuffpuff thanks for making this thread I enjoyed immensely. I actually read every comment and almost choked on my popcorn.

You should work for BFL ask for Josh..... 

[ogboz]

Just for a gamble, I bought a butterfly labs Jalepeno pre-order, order date 11/2/2012 for $400 on Ebay.  This guy is nuts.  I seriously doubt bfl will ship anything ordered after September, 2012 in 2013.  The math seems almost impossible.  I say any offer over 4 btc is crazy.  Might as well keep it you angry little man.  Hopefully your mom gives you free electricity in your trailor house.  
Puff puff pass the meth

[pikeadz]

I would not buy this if you paid me, because then I'd have to take time out of my precious day to make a trip down to the landfill to recycle it properly once it finally arrived when the difficulty is almost 700 million.  And you probably don't have enough Bitcoins to pay for my time of approximately 2 billable hours to make this trip, or you wouldn't be trying to sell this.  Honestly, get the refund while you still can.  BFL will be going under soon once others get the same idea and pull their money.

why would the difficulty go to 700 million?

I will give you the multiple choice version:

Because:

a) Avalon
b) ASICMiner
c) Independent ASIC manufacturers
d) BFL

I'll give you a hint.  The answer is not D.

[mgio]

His jalapeno will NEVER be profitable.

A reasonable estimate as to when it will ship is September.

A reasonable estimate of the difficulty that time is 50 million.

A reasonable amount to pay for this is about 1-2 bitcoins. Not 75.