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May 12, 2013, 08:47:04 PM
Last edit: September 15, 2013, 05:45:50 PM by Kruncha
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Announcing the all new* ASIC Dollhouse
*was new at time of printing
While you mine Bitcoins*, your daughter will be shocked by the dollhouse (literally).
These are shipping now for 1BTC, so grab one while you can Wink




To place an order just email Kruncha@bollocks.com

Additional modules: The garage and the conservatory have 500GH/s each.

*Other accessories include: WDC portal (PCI-Ex16) and an altar to Cthulhu for offerings (CPU).





Thank you for your attention (I advise reading the whole thread) Grin

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May 12, 2013, 08:51:34 PM
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Donatioins always welcome Wink
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May 12, 2013, 08:53:30 PM
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I'd buy one of these, but I'm still wating for my BFL and CedarTec ASICs Tongue

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May 12, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
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Nice one!

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May 12, 2013, 09:06:26 PM
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I'd buy one of these, but I'm still wating for my BFL and CedarTec ASICs Tongue

You need to cancel them, think of the children Grin

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May 12, 2013, 09:08:05 PM
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Looks legit.
Been at the factory too...

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May 12, 2013, 09:10:23 PM
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Mine arrived a few days ago, ill make a video soon

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May 12, 2013, 09:10:51 PM
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I'd buy one of these, but I'm still wating for my BFL and CedarTec ASICs Tongue

You need to cancel them, think of the children Grin

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But I can't cancel, they're gonna ship my ASICs to me in 2 years months Cheesy

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May 12, 2013, 09:11:41 PM
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best. asic. ever.

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May 12, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
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Can these be used for litecoins too?
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May 12, 2013, 09:18:13 PM
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Can these be used for litecoins too?

Sure, It has a BBQ pit in the garden, just check above for more info Wink

@All - thank you for you continued support in our product, and I hope it is everything you hoped it would be Grin

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May 12, 2013, 09:18:53 PM
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How fast do you send them?
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May 12, 2013, 09:20:21 PM
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How fast do you send them?

17.3kph

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May 12, 2013, 09:23:55 PM
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Is this real...?

edit: For 1 BTC I would purchase this in a heartbeat. It'd pay my rent.  Shocked

Please tell me this shit legit..

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May 12, 2013, 09:24:52 PM
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lol, coolest dollhouse asic ever  Cheesy

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May 12, 2013, 09:27:16 PM
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Could use a ceiling fan to keep the components cool.
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May 12, 2013, 09:36:49 PM
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I've already ordered two hundred jalapenos from BFL. I then proceeded to use my last 500 bitcoins on a 97% satoshidice bet and lost. Then some Nigerian prince stole the rest of my litecoins. In other words, I can't buy this ASIC.  Sad

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May 12, 2013, 09:41:56 PM
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Could use a ceiling fan to keep the components cool.

You are missing the point. This Dollhouse runs so cool you actually need a small fireplace just to keep it warm. I am developing this as a add-on component to keep the circuits from freezing up.
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May 12, 2013, 09:42:29 PM
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I've already ordered two hundred jalapenos from BFL. I then proceeded to use my last 500 bitcoins on a 97% satoshidice bet and lost. Then some Nigerian prince stole the rest of my litecoins. In other words, I can't buy this ASIC.  Sad

 Shocked , Then for you, we'll throw in the miniature solar panels for the roof absolutely free.

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May 12, 2013, 09:43:14 PM
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I am holding out for one with pink circuit boards and sparkly windows!!!

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