Satoshi is not Shinichi Mochizuki.
Why, you may ask?
Simply because Satoshi wrote his bitcoin white paper in British English, not American English.
Satoshi (or the part of Satoshi that posted on the bitcoin forums) is more likely to be American than British:
I can't understand why you're having so much pain. I just followed the instructions in build-unix.txt. I made a couple little corrections for Boost 1.37, which I'll put on SVN the next time I update it, noted below:
British people
never say 'couple little corrections' they always say 'couple
of little corrections'.
Will