[ANNOUNCE] COMPANY NAME IN CAPITALS INC. ***ASIC MINERS DELIVERY NOW*** [spoof]

[ashaw596]

THIS IS LEGIT. I orderd from the OP in February and received a working unit hashing at 80 Terahash/eon. I've been paid to say .... I mean ....  I know the OP personally and have lent and borrowed over 9000 Santoshes from them. I, a total stranger am telling you that you can trust him. Believe me. Send him all your money RIGHT NOW.

[dogie]

THIS IS LEGIT. I orderd from the OP in February and received a working unit hashing at 80 Terahash/eon. I've been paid to say .... I mean ....  I know the OP personally and have lent and borrowed over 9000 Santoshes from them. I, a total stranger am telling you that you can trust him. Believe me. Send him all your money RIGHT NOW.

You have too many posts and registered too long enough to be believed.

[iCEBREAKER]

Edit: Added proofs of design

Specs are something something something something ..... ORDER NOW

Great looking chip bro.  Seems very legit and I'm ready to send my Bitcoineses.

Just wondering where the fans are.  Shouldn't such a beast of an ASIC need at least eleventy fans or moar?

I'll assume you are smart enough to be using the latest 0.000111101 nanometer die shrink, so maybe it uses less than one potato of electricity per month and doesn't even generate heat.

[Bitcoinorama]

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