Square²Wear Slogan Contest (win 1.5 btc)

[Gabriel Beal]

Hey everyone.  You may not have noticed, but I try to change weekly the slogan which is displayed in the changing banner box at the top of the page over at SquareWear.biz.  I need some help coming up with next week's slogan.  The name the whale contest we did went so well last week, I thought this would be fun too.  Post your best slogan(s) here and I'll pick at least one to use.  I'll break a bitcoin in two and then ship one half along with a whole coin to the talented winner.

One other catch.  To win you have to sign up on SquareWear to get the newsletter. (Go to the account page) If you already have an account, then you're eligible too.

To get an idea of what I'm looking for, here are some of my past slogans:

• “So lame, they wrap back around to cool”
• “If a Jaguar and a robot had a baby it would be a SquareWear shirt.”
• “It’s like they mixed gold, fire, and magic to make SquareTees.”
• “When I sleep in a SquareWear shirt, I feel twice as refreshed.”
• “SquareWear is to t-shirts what Jesus is to Christians” (I took this one down, more it wasn't that funny than because of its irreverence)
• “Voted #1 US-based, cryptocurrency accepting, geeky-humor t-shirt site with a superscript in the name."
• “Helping nerds become nerdier”

[kjj]

You don't have to lie about buying real products with Bitcoins any more.

[Torminalis]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Square²Wear T's, Square²Wear T's wear Chuck Norris.

[SlaveInDebt]

2 square to care

[BitcoinPorn]

Newbies have entries http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=21937.0

[Gabriel Beal]

Thanks B. Porn.

[stergium]

   
Square²Wear : you can differ

[BitcoinPorn]

Square²Wear - It's Like Looking in God's Vagina


You can just send me the prize now 

[zerokwel]

"my Bitcoins got stolen from mtgox and all I got was this t-shirt"
"my Bitcoins got stolen from mtgox and all I got was this squareware t-shirt"

[Desu]

You are to square too wear Square²Wear.

[Desu]

An New drop in Electronic currency stock, But a new Rise in Square²Wear!

[raf]

Square²Wear because RoundWear sounds like its for Fat people   

[raf]

wear Square²Wear Because shirtless neckbeards scare people

[TraderTimm]

Square²Wear: Where 90 degrees becomes cool.

[BitcoinPorn]

Square²Wear: Where 90 degrees becomes cool.

I'd hold onto this one.

Person below has a good one too, good entries.

[jdebunt]

Square²Wear - the root of all clothing

[nhodges]

Square²Wear - Think Outside The Quadrilateral

[ploum]

"Not scared to be trendy"
"Not scared to be geekish"
"Not scared to wear Square²Wear"

"Dollars are for the tie-wearing mass"


That gives me an idea for a tshirt. Do one with a tie printed on it and the slogan "Who said that bitcoiners never wear a tie?" or "I bought this tie with bitcoins in order to be taken seriously by my banker" :-D

[nhodges]

"Not scared to be trendy"
"Not scared to be geekish"
"Not scared to wear Square²Wear"

"Dollars are for the tie-wearing mass"


That gives me an idea for a tshirt. Do one with a tie printed on it and the slogan "Who said that bitcoiners never wear a tie?" or "I bought this tie with bitcoins in order to be taken seriously by my banker" :-D

I think a derivative of yours: "Don't be squared." (Don't be square) would be GREAT. If they choose this I'll split the bounty w/ you.

[finack]

I don't have a slogan for you, but I have a t-shirt request. Plainly, without a bunch of pictures or crap,

"I HACKED MT. GOX"

first bitcoin t-shirt I'd want to buy.

think about it!