Seems like their art worked.
Help! I'm inside a haiku,
someone let me out.
No need to escape the haiku
It's nothing but mumbo jumbo
Just like this poem written without rhyme
Or even reason for that matter
Just write down whatever shit comes to mind
And call it talent and art
Thus one has to wonder
If in Japanese - haiku means dog-shit
And come to think of utter nonesense
Do Japanese dogs sound different
When they bark compared to American dogs
Cause that would explain a lot
Given none of this haiku BS does