Mystery Boxes OF HATE

[TheButterZone]

Hey dicksmacks, these are mystery boxes OF HATE, not specific boxes of orgiastic pleasure!

I will pick something(s) ~worth the BTC you send (cost of shipping counts, but packaging is free)
& ship it in my United States of America (^FUCK _YEAH!)
and I hope you will HATE IT so much you donate it to a thrift store that benefits war criminals!

If you want me to ship outside my United States of America (^FUCK _YEAH!),
come to America (^FUCK _YEAH!) like it was the sexiest human alive & go blind!

Minimum & maximum order amount?
Just reply to this topic with how much BTC you'll flush down my BTC-plated toilet, as if you've needed an enema since January 3, 2009!

BTC ONLY, no fucking fiat or shitcoin madness, THIS... IS... BITCOINTALK!

Unless you want to be contractually bound for the rest of your life to pay it,
don't say any number (which will only be considered a BTC number no matter what, see 20pt text above),
because I get reply notifications via email that show exactly what you said,
and if the number you gave was just enough to cover my mystery box OF HATE,
and you refuse to pay and/or try to pretend you didn't say that number, like you're a scumbag politician (but I repeat myself),
I will drop negative ratings like sick beats, with screenshots & risked BTC!

No, Stares-At-Eclipses-Without-Eye-Protection, I'm not going to ship you vehicles, furniture, items illegal to possess, perishable food, and others that are illegal to ship (or cost more to ship than the actual item/s) via USPS, common carrier, or carrier pigeon, but if you want to meet a pigeon, they'll show you what brown will do for YOU...R FACE!

NO EXCEPTIONS!

I will PM you, you won't PM me unless I see your reply on this topic & PM you first.

Local rule: Be as much of a piece of shit troll spawned from Beelzebub's asshole as the forum mods will let you, on this topic! You know you want to!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheButterZone]

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I still have never done drugs or drank more than a few sips of alcohol in my life.
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References:
Screencap https://myanimelist.net/anime/31404/Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta
Dicksmack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuAi-DqLZXQ
my United States of America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWX5Yp7UTQ
Fuck Yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
this... is... https://youtu.be/4Prc1UfuokY
Brown https://www.bizjournals.com/louisville/stories/2002/02/04/daily35.html

[TheButterZone]

I am thoroughly confused.

If you don't want a mystery box OF HATE, then fuck off!

[Rmcdermott927]

I am thoroughly confused.

If you don't want a mystery box OF HATE, then fuck off!

Fuck you, fuck you're mystery box, and most importantly fuck your couch.

0.01 BTC

[TheButterZone]

I am thoroughly confused.

If you don't want a mystery box OF HATE, then fuck off!

Fuck you, fuck you're mystery box, and most importantly fuck your couch.

0.01 BTC

Sold!

Who's next in line for your hate to lead to suffering?

[TheButterZone]

have to say i am a bit disappointed.
I thought you ship some jack-in the box which will throw poo in the room when you open it.
Or it contains butter-acid which is being unsealed once the package is opened.
Some presents for the guys you don't like

Disappointed that I won't commit a federal crime?

What a boring service! I want to send hate to someone else, not for myself!

How am I to tell if the address you give me to send to is yours or not, MORON!?

Because i am honest person, baka!

Who cares? Are you going to pay me to send a mystery box of hate or are you going to keep smacking your dick in car doors?

[TheButterZone]

This whole thread makes me hate you 

No number?

[Decoded]

What the fuck is this

How long did you spend making this thread

Can I put a number in and pay for international shipping, no refunds/returns/all complications are on me?

Are you a weeb?

I have so many questions

[TheButterZone]

Can I put a number in and pay for international shipping, no refunds/returns/all complications are on me?

Are you going to fly over here & take your box to the post office yourself & sign your name to the customs forms so I can't suffer the complication of being subject to prosecution for perjury? No, asshole? Didn't think so.

[Decoded]

Can I put a number in and pay for international shipping, no refunds/returns/all complications are on me?

Are you going to fly over here & take your box to the post office yourself & sign your name to the customs forms so I can't suffer the complication of being subject to prosecution for perjury? No, asshole? Didn't think so.

Well odds are that neither our fucking governments are smart enough to accept a signed PGP or Bitcoin message to verify my identity.

Gotta love em

[Minho++]

"Hey Zone"

Hey, Zone, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Zone, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey, Zone, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool
Who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah

Hey, Zone, don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in,
Hey, Zone, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you,
Hey, Zone, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah yeah

Hey, Zone, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better, better, better, better, better... oh!

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, ...Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(Zone)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(don't make it bad, Zone)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(take a sad song and make it better)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(oh, Zone)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(Zone, hey, Zone, whoa)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(ooh)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone[fade out]

0.01BTC

[TheButterZone]

0.01BTC

US mailing address?

Hello,

No, Could you send them for worldwide? I'd to ship them to Indonesia.

Best regards,
++

So, you wanted negative feedback, moron? Happy to oblige!

I will pick something(s) ~worth the BTC you send (cost of shipping counts, but packaging is free)
& ship it USPS+delivery confirmation in my United States of America (^FUCK _YEAH!)
and I hope you will HATE IT so much you donate it to a thrift store that benefits war criminals!

If you want me to ship outside my United States of America (^FUCK _YEAH!),
come to America (^FUCK _YEAH!) like it was the sexiest human alive & go blind!

[TheButterZone]

buttslam

You are retarded and I will cockslap you soon!

"soon"?

[TheButterZone]

I have room in my heart for a box of your hate.

If you'd like I have room in other people's hearts for your hate as well.

But you don't want to make room in your wallet? Show me the BTC#!

1J58WZ948mo3QCzhpZKWuVgaYvZQ6tjiTF <- this number has room

How many people do you think will get my mystery boxes OF HATE with only BTC0.00095014? Pathetic.

that's just my inbox

Begging?

[TheButterZone]

I really have a bad feeling with this one.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to my mystery boxes OF HATE!

[TheButterZone]

Could you do a poo in a box and then post that to a random address ? People pay extra for glitter I hear. Exploding glitter bombs with poop make good hate gifts.

That's a specific box of hate, not a Mystery Box OF HATE!

The problem is old sport that there is an undefined level of hate in the hate box. I.e - would the recipient of the "box" be painfully blinded permanently ? Or would they be slightly anxious for days over the voodoo spell with dead wood head kind of hated ?

Pick up a dictionary, look up "illegal", then smack yourself in the head with it.

[TheButterZone]

Is there any  way I can overpay for trash? Cause fuck you, and I want a box.

Are you illiterate, bro?

Just reply to this topic with how much BTC you'll flush down my BTC-plated toilet, as if you've needed an enema since January 3, 2009!

[TheButterZone]

Can I pay in Roo coin?

Roo coin, not Moo coin? Not only are you dyslexic, you're a traitor to your species!

BTC ONLY, no fucking fiat or shitcoin madness, THIS... IS... BITCOINTALK!

[TheButterZone]

I'm sorry. But what in the hell is this?!?!?! 

[cwil]

0.03BTC