New to bitcoin, how can I earn a substantial amount?

[The Goat Master]

I'm new to BTC so I have only a couple thousand satoshis from faucets.
How can I actually earn a substantial amount?  Here's what I'm thinking about:

- I can do graphic design
- I'm a musician so I can sell my music (for a price or for free with donations)
- "Pump and Dump" type thing
- Apparently invest in "Devcoin" because it is projected to rise

Which do you think are actually feasible?  Thanks for your input! 

[a1phanumrc]

Unless you can get your hands on an ASIC, which you can't, go work a real job and convert the USD to BTC.

Otherwise, some people spend a crazy amount of time and effort to earn a few dollars a day.

Or you could sell drugs online... but I'd advise against it.

[dwdoc]

I'm new to BTC so I have only a couple thousand satoshis from faucets.
How can I actually earn a substantial amount?  Here's what I'm thinking about:

- I can do graphic design
- I'm a musician so I can sell my music (for a price or for free with donations)
- "Pump and Dump" type thing
- Apparently invest in "Devcoin" because it is projected to rise

Which do you think are actually feasible?  Thanks for your input!  

1)If you are selling something "for free with donations" it is not free
2)You can attempt to sell a service for BTC at Bitmit.net
3)Just buy as much BTC as you can afford and wait (and hope) for the next rally

https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/17412-web-design

[mprep]

Advertise your skills in the forums Marketplace. There's always people who need work done.