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November 14, 2017, 12:35:39 AM
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Some of you may have seen this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5078829/Uber-driver-claims-prosecutor-berated-hit-him.html so I should address concerns. There is no truth in the article at all. In fact I am the victim. All I ever wanted was to be the best instant ass DA.

Here is my story.

A few years ago, fresh out of law school, I met with Harvey Weinstein about a job as a lawyer at Miramax.

As we were discussing salary and benefits he jumped on me and started groping me. This went on for about 20 minutes. Then he forced me to snort cocaine with him and drive around to strip clubs where he further misbehaved.

But the worst was yet to come.

After several hours of abuse, including groping, cocaine and alcohol abuse, filthy language and more, he forced me to go back to his mansion. It was terrifying. After several more hours of abuse I heard a creaking rolling sound.

It was an old man in a wheelchair. Looking closer I realized it was former president George H W Bush. I said "Have you come to rescue me Mr president?".

He told me to come a little closer, then he asked me to guess who his favorite magician was. After I told him I was stumped he jumped out of the wheelchair, yelled "David Cop a feel." Then he grabbed my ass.

I thought it couldn't get worse, but then I saw a man standing near the door. I didn't recognize him at first. He said to Harvey and the ex president "Give the kid a break, act like grownups". Then he gave me a glass with some juice. As I drank it I remembered who he was and why his voice sounded like fat Albert. The room started to spin and then I passed out.

So was the Uber driver telling the truth? Or was he disrespecting an already victimized person who simply wanted to be an instant ass District Attorney to help others?
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November 14, 2017, 06:02:06 AM
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I really don't understans, As long as the guy is humans:



Or even after...

/sarc /snowflakeshield /iammorevirtuousthanyou /2692 /pixelsonscreeen
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