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January 23, 2014, 06:52:33 AM
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
 as a Christmas gift...

 The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
 When she asked me why, I replied,
 "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

 And that's how the fight started.....

 My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

 She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
 "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
 to pay me a compliment.'

 I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

 And then the fight started........

 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
 She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

 I bought her a bathroom scale.

 And then the fight started......

 My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
 reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
 drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

 I asked her, "Do you know him?"
 "Yes", she sighed,
 "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
 right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
 hasn't been sober since."

 "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
 celebrating that long?"

 And then the fight started...

 My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
 I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
 'No,' she answered.
 I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

 She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
 So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

 And then the fight started...

 I took my wife to a restaurant.

 The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

 "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
 He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
 "Nah, she can order for herself."

 And then the fight started...



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January 30, 2014, 10:03:16 PM
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