Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 28, 2013, 12:01:48 AM |
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Seriously, I misplaced 100 $100 bills somewhere in my home. I hid it in case I needed it for a barn wood purchase ever since the bank limited my withdraws to $2,000 daily, and only if I give them a three day notice.
I've always maintained for the past few months I knew where I put it. I guess I'm losing my fuckin' mind. I know it wasn't stolen, ergo I falsely remembered where I stashed it.
It was pretty embarrassing when I didn't have the entire several grand to pay one of my pickers. Luckily, I was only one phone call away from getting cash from a friend to pay him.
Now, where the fuck did I hide a bundle of bills?
BTW, the same Sandwich bank was shut down because (how can I say this politely) the president stole money. Within 24 hours, the bank had new owners--Heartland.
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edd
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June 28, 2013, 01:02:19 AM |
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How long ago did you hide it?
Try taking something the same size, pretend it's valuable and look for a place to stash it. Odds are there aren't that many places you'd hide something worth $10,000.
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worldinacoin
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June 28, 2013, 01:05:18 AM |
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Try removing the furniture to one side and slowly comb your entire house, hope you find your loot  |
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torbank
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June 28, 2013, 01:07:21 AM |
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It's in the *other* hiding place.
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luv2drnkbr
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June 28, 2013, 01:15:09 AM |
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Every time I lose something, I think "ok where's the last place I would put it, because I know that's a fucking dumb place and I would forget to look there" and voila!
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Cyberdyne
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June 28, 2013, 01:17:45 AM |
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How long ago did you hide it?
Also, what's your address, and do you own a rottweiler? |
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Cyberdyne
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June 28, 2013, 01:18:55 AM |
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Every time I lose something, I think "ok where's the last place I would put it, because I know that's a fucking dumb place and I would forget to look there" and voila!
Haha and I thought I was the only one who kept my passport in the fridge. |
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June 28, 2013, 01:46:35 AM |
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Seriously, I misplaced 100 $100 bills somewhere in my home. I hid it in case I needed it for a barn wood purchase ever since the bank limited my withdraws to $2,000 daily, and only if I give them a three day notice.
I've always maintained for the past few months I knew where I put it. I guess I'm losing my fuckin' mind. I know it wasn't stolen, ergo I falsely remembered where I stashed it.
It was pretty embarrassing when I didn't have the entire several grand to pay one of my pickers. Luckily, I was only one phone call away from getting cash from a friend to pay him.
Now, where the fuck did I hide a bundle of bills?
BTW, the same Sandwich bank was shut down because (how can I say this politely) the president stole money. Within 24 hours, the bank had new owners--Heartland.
Been drinking mate? |
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syn999
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June 28, 2013, 01:48:36 AM |
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at least its still in your house.
just leave it, things pop up when you not trying to look for it
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
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June 28, 2013, 01:54:21 AM |
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I know where it is. It's in the last place you'll look. First check the oven so you don't accidentally burn it. Then check you pockets, you may have "laundered" them in the washer.
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 28, 2013, 03:37:11 AM |
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How long ago did you hide it?
Also, what's your address, and do you own a rottweiler? Corner of Center and Castle in Sandwich, IL. Home of Trickie that barks at anything that moves.  It's in the *other* hiding place.
Obviously! You're not going to believe this, but I figured it out half through typing the word "obviously". Pocket of an obsolete winter coat I gave to the Goodwill. Seriously, it's still in the closet. Now, I need a different hiding place since I told everybody about it. Any suggestions? |
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Cyberdyne
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June 28, 2013, 04:13:49 AM |
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How long ago did you hide it?
Also, what's your address, and do you own a rottweiler? Corner of Center and Castle in Sandwich, IL. Home of Trickie that barks at anything that moves. It's in the *other* hiding place.
Obviously! You're not going to believe this, but I figured it out half through typing the word "obviously". Pocket of an obsolete winter coat I gave to the Goodwill. Seriously, it's still in the closet. Now, I need a different hiding place since I told everybody about it. Any suggestions? The other pocket. It has more than one pocket, right? |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 28, 2013, 04:18:42 AM |
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How long ago did you hide it?
Also, what's your address, and do you own a rottweiler? Corner of Center and Castle in Sandwich, IL. Home of Trickie that barks at anything that moves. It's in the *other* hiding place.
Obviously! You're not going to believe this, but I figured it out half through typing the word "obviously". Pocket of an obsolete winter coat I gave to the Goodwill. Seriously, it's still in the closet. Now, I need a different hiding place since I told everybody about it. Any suggestions? The other pocket. It has more than one pocket, right? Actually, that's the first time I ever used a pocket. The only thing I can think of is that while penning "obviously", obsolete came to mind, enabling me to figure it out. It's amazing how the mind work. |
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June 28, 2013, 04:21:11 AM |
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um.. get a safe! and make the password: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4  |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 28, 2013, 04:25:24 AM |
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I have a safe! Purchased it locked without a combo. It's never been opened since I owned it. Paid twenty bucks for it.
The last one I owned, I paid five bucks for it. After a couple years I couldn't stand it any longer so I pried it opened from the side only to find a business card and a couple other pieces of ephemera.
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June 28, 2013, 04:39:32 AM |
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glad you found it!
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 28, 2013, 05:41:10 AM |
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glad you found it!
Honestly, I wasn't sweatin' it. A slight inconvenience/embarrassment, but other than that I laughed it off while it was yet to be found, knowing all the while it would be. Just didn't know when or where during the interim. |
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June 28, 2013, 05:48:47 AM |
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 Now get a better hiding spot that you can be sure it's there when you need it. I remember my old grandmother loved to hide valuables in an old oven she seldom used... *John remembers the day when he tried to bake some cookies and thought the tooth fairy gave him a $500 cash advance* |
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Phinnaeus Gage (OP)
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June 28, 2013, 05:53:22 AM |
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Now get a better hiding spot that you can be sure it's there when you need it. I remember my old grandmother loved to hide valuables in an old oven she seldom used... *John remembers the day when he tried to bake some cookies and thought the tooth fairy gave him a $500 cash advance* I thought for sure you came here wanting to offer up your services as escrow. |
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John (John K.)
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June 28, 2013, 05:55:19 AM |
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Now get a better hiding spot that you can be sure it's there when you need it. I remember my old grandmother loved to hide valuables in an old oven she seldom used... *John remembers the day when he tried to bake some cookies and thought the tooth fairy gave him a $500 cash advance* I thought for sure you came here wanting to offer up your services as escrow. I have a forum life outside escrowing you know. |
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