How to find the private key for any address in 5 easy steps

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Step 1. Get yourself a quantum random generator (i.e. https://qrng.anu.edu.au/)

Step 2. Perform a measurement to get a random number (0 or 1)

Step 3. Now, according to the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation), both possibilities of 0 and 1 measurements actually did happen.  There are now two of 'you' that exist in parallel universes each having measured 0 and 1.  Every new version of 'you' repeats Step 2. 255 more times.  (then 4 'you's, then 8 'you's, etc)

Step 4. After 256 repetitions, there are now 2^256 versions of you in parallel universes.  But ONE of you will have the right private key that corresponds to the target bitcoin address! All of 'you' perform the test and one gets it right.  (These 256 repetitions and test can happen in less than a fraction of a second.)

Step 5. Now, all the winning 'you' has to do (and I admit this is the tricky part) is transmit your winning combination back to the other 2^256-1 parallel universes and everyone wins!  (Since 'you' were able to cash out millions, you should have the resources to fund an inter-parallel universe communications device easy!)

I'm still working on the last step  

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[pat4cryptoreal]

Indirectly you are explaining the steps on how to hack someone bitcoin address. If your wallet have been hacked before you will not fine it funny to describe the steps on how to get private.

[Homaz]

I dont think that works, altough is not really nice divulgate those kinds of informations.

[stompix]

Indirectly you are explaining the steps on how to hack someone bitcoin address. If your wallet have been hacked before you will not fine it funny to describe the steps on how to get private.

Did you bothered to read the topic ?
Guess, not. Or if you did it's probably to hard for you to understand.

He is talking about a theory of parallel universes:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation
If there are infinite number of parallel universes and in each one you try a different combination of course somebody will break that private key.

I dont think that works, altough is not really nice divulgate those kinds of informations.

Another shitposter.
And another

do you think this is funny?? How would you feel if you got bitcoins on your account that you had work for how many years and by just a blink of an eye somebody will still it to you?

To the op.
Pretty funny .
Now, wouldn't be better rather than sending a privkey (worth only millions) just to send 1 cent to you so you're going to have 2^256-1 cents, buy the world, and screw the rest?  

[paolo099]

this topic is a newbie post count maker, nobody read the actual topic and follow the flow of the last poster "Z0mG!!! do not post how to hack my private key in ONLY 5 single easy step!!"
Are you guys actually able to read?
He even posted a link to wikipedia about quantum mechanics and he's speaking about parallel universe 
Too easy to take a bait and do you seriously think hacking a private key is so easy?
oh boy...

[Pidgeon]

This thread is pure gold!!!!!
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