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[infested999]

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Jun 28 14:40:26 <bitcoin303>   can i make bitcoin off this site?
Jun 28 14:40:34 <add1ct3dd>   what site
Jun 28 14:40:59 <bitcoin303>   Ifthis one...
Jun 28 14:41:34 <add1ct3dd>   this is an irc channel
Jun 28 14:41:44 <add1ct3dd>   so no
Jun 28 14:41:47 <bitcoin303>   what is an IRC Channel
Jun 28 14:41:59 <bitcoin303>   nd what does it have to do with bitcoin
Jun 28 14:42:09 <Mikej0h>   
Jun 28 14:42:35 <add1ct3dd>   not falling for the troll
Jun 28 14:43:11 <bitcoin303>   its not a troll its a genuine question Im a noob to al this
Jun 28 14:43:17 *   FastLizard4 is now known as FastLizard4|zZzZ
Jun 28 14:43:50 <UukGoblin>   hai
Jun 28 14:43:53 <UukGoblin>   how do I short bitcoins
Jun 28 14:44:35 <Mikej0h>   bitcoin303; this is IRC; a chat  protocol; you can talk about other people about bitcoin
Jun 28 14:46:19 *   ChanServ gives channel operator status to eir
Jun 28 14:46:20 *   eir removes ban on *!*@*80.137.173.218
Jun 28 14:46:20 *   eir removes channel operator status from eir
Jun 28 14:47:13 <UukGoblin>   damn, no-one fell for my troll either
Jun 28 14:47:31 <MICHAGOGO>   UukGoblin: Find someone willing to let you short them.

08:15    imking    tiberius i am a pothead with $90k i have invested in mining equipment, i am clearly a basement dwelling loser who lives in their parents basement
08:15    neotic    
08:15    tiberiusiv    imking case and point
08:15    sydna    no, you're just someone bullshitting on IRC.
08:15    imking    ya d00 u have aspergers
08:15    tiberiusiv    bitcoin mining the dream job of any pothead

<lokote_jones> There are not any current bitcoin laws. So how would you be a bitcoin lawyer?

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[mprep]

All of these are simply priceless.

[infested999]

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08:27:15 (393) <DeCiB3l> So this guy on the securities forum made a ponzi scheme
08:27:33 (393) <DeCiB3l> he called it "Garet's non-ponzi investment scheme"
08:27:35 (393) <DeCiB3l> and guess what
08:27:37 (393) <DeCiB3l> it was a ponzi
08:27:39 (37369) <GoodGame> let me guess
08:27:44 (37369) <GoodGame> aww shit i was gunna guess that
08:27:49 (37369) <GoodGame> you didn't give me a chance

[Kluge]

Tiberius is pretty much the only reason to go on the BTC IRC channels. 

[hany103]

funny mega troll 

[infested999]

Why does this site attract so many nutjobs?

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08:31:17 (13833) <MRKLYE> I have a caffiene addiction
08:31:36 (13833) <MRKLYE> Literally cannot be arsed to wake up until I have 200mg of caffien in me
08:32:37 (1) <dooglus> I have caffeine addiction too. Try to give it up, but it hurts bad.
08:33:16 (44635) <EatCookies> I got all the caffiene you could want $5.00 12grams

[danieldaniel]

Why does this site attract so many nutjobs?

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08:31:17 (13833) <MRKLYE> I have a caffiene addiction
08:31:36 (13833) <MRKLYE> Literally cannot be arsed to wake up until I have 200mg of caffien in me
08:32:37 (1) <dooglus> I have caffeine addiction too. Try to give it up, but it hurts bad.
08:33:16 (44635) <EatCookies> I got all the caffiene you could want $5.00 12grams

Was that guy serious?  12 grams of caffeine would kill you.  Hell, *one* gram probably would!

I am not a scientist. Don't listen to me.

[jackjack]

Caffeine is letal over ~175mg/kg -> ~10g to kill a man

[change]

  the irc seems fun

[infested999]

Just saving my old signature quotes incase I need them again.

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11:14:12 (748) <lordsonkit> Now IRC's “I" stand for Idiot....

the only function this forum serves is to spread wrong information so someone can profit

(In response to Zerocoin) - It's helpful because the name tells you how many BTC you should trust it with.

Jun 28 21:30:49 <itsnotlupus>   the long term price of bitcoin can be expressed as a fraction that has a zero either above or below the line.

[jackjack]

Jun 28 21:30:49 <itsnotlupus>   the long term price of bitcoin can be expressed as a fraction that has a zero either above or below the line.

Genius

[infested999]

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19:59:11 (382) <Mooshire> I wish I knew how to be a good web developer :/
20:00:54 (382) <Mooshire> dooglus: Make me a good web dev ._.
20:01:11 (54652) <daffy> Mooshire, what sort of skills do you have?
20:01:24 (382) <Mooshire> I'm in highschool, so none lol.
20:01:31 (382) <Mooshire> It's what I want to go to college for.
20:02:02 (54652) <daffy> well, where abouts do you live, do not be specific since you are a minor
20:02:19 (382) <Mooshire> Midwest america.
20:02:52 (54652) <daffy> How far are you from Winona Minnesota?
20:03:08 (393) <DeCiB3l> We could have really used that when celeset started
20:03:16 (382) <Mooshire> Pretty far.
20:03:21 (393) <DeCiB3l> It looks compleatly fair, just that one part from when cici/nakowa was betting
20:03:29 (54652) <daffy> darn, because i need someone to mow my lawn

[infested999]

Let's do it. I can lend u one of my coders. The most expensive one costs 14$/hour if u pay in BTC, or 20$/hour if u pay in USD (6$ for taxes).

Did you train monkeys to program?

[infested999]

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01:28:04 588 faraday: kelvin, you still mine ltc ?
01:28:26 1 kelvin: I don't mine
01:29:13 588 faraday: ok, i did this as a fact cause you showed me a big ltc transact, and you said you collecteed from many miners
01:29:31 1 kelvin: ah yes, but that was from testnet

Common mistake, someone shows you a big transaction and you think he is rich.

[jackjack]

اور آرچر سرخ ذکر نقصان بھی شامل ہے انٹرپرائز کم نمائندگی ہے جہاں کی کمان مرکز درج ​​کریں:
کمانڈر  میں واقعی میں ہر چھوٹی تفصیل کو گرفتار کر لیا اور یہاں درج ہے کہ یقین نہیں ہوتا. دیکھو، مجھے بالکل بیرونی شیل کے ساتھ فیری کی جگہ کے معائنے پر  سال پہلے کر دیا ہے.
 آرچر: میں تم سے اس پر پینٹ کر سکتے ہیں نہیں بتایا تھا؟
 میں نے پہلے تھا جلد ہی ....
 اگردوت
 اس کے کوارٹر فائنل میں  کے ساتھ بیٹ

Archer and red represent significant losses including at Enterprise Command Center where enter:
Commander-in fact, every little detail is captured and recorded here do not believe. Look with me at all rounds of the outer shell has inspection a year ago.
  Archer: I can tell you did not paint it?
  Soon I was before ....
  Precursor
  The quarter-finals with a bat

[jackjack]

Oh
What about we both delete our posts? (#18 and #19)

[Mooshire]

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19:59:11 (382) <Mooshire> I wish I knew how to be a good web developer :/
20:00:54 (382) <Mooshire> dooglus: Make me a good web dev ._.
20:01:11 (54652) <daffy> Mooshire, what sort of skills do you have?
20:01:24 (382) <Mooshire> I'm in highschool, so none lol.
20:01:31 (382) <Mooshire> It's what I want to go to college for.
20:02:02 (54652) <daffy> well, where abouts do you live, do not be specific since you are a minor
20:02:19 (382) <Mooshire> Midwest america.
20:02:52 (54652) <daffy> How far are you from Winona Minnesota?
20:03:08 (393) <DeCiB3l> We could have really used that when celeset started
20:03:16 (382) <Mooshire> Pretty far.
20:03:21 (393) <DeCiB3l> It looks compleatly fair, just that one part from when cici/nakowa was betting
20:03:29 (54652) <daffy> darn, because i need someone to mow my lawn

Hey look I'm famous.

[infested999]

اور آرچر سرخ ذکر نقصان بھی شامل ہے انٹرپرائز کم نمائندگی ہے جہاں کی کمان مرکز درج ​​کریں:
کمانڈر  میں واقعی میں ہر چھوٹی تفصیل کو گرفتار کر لیا اور یہاں درج ہے کہ یقین نہیں ہوتا. دیکھو، مجھے بالکل بیرونی شیل کے ساتھ فیری کی جگہ کے معائنے پر  سال پہلے کر دیا ہے.
 آرچر: میں تم سے اس پر پینٹ کر سکتے ہیں نہیں بتایا تھا؟
 میں نے پہلے تھا جلد ہی ....
 اگردوت
 اس کے کوارٹر فائنل میں  کے ساتھ بیٹ

His name is gangplank from LoL?

[jackjack]

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19:59:11 (382) <Mooshire> I wish I knew how to be a good web developer :/
20:00:54 (382) <Mooshire> dooglus: Make me a good web dev ._.
20:01:11 (54652) <daffy> Mooshire, what sort of skills do you have?
20:01:24 (382) <Mooshire> I'm in highschool, so none lol.
20:01:31 (382) <Mooshire> It's what I want to go to college for.
20:02:02 (54652) <daffy> well, where abouts do you live, do not be specific since you are a minor
20:02:19 (382) <Mooshire> Midwest america.
20:02:52 (54652) <daffy> How far are you from Winona Minnesota?
20:03:08 (393) <DeCiB3l> We could have really used that when celeset started
20:03:16 (382) <Mooshire> Pretty far.
20:03:21 (393) <DeCiB3l> It looks compleatly fair, just that one part from when cici/nakowa was betting
20:03:29 (54652) <daffy> darn, because i need someone to mow my lawn

Hey look I'm famous.

F*ck you

[infested999]

http://bitcoinstats.com/irc/bitcoin-otc/logs/2013/06/16

15:32    arnie1988    hello iam new with bitcoins
15:32    DeCiB3l    We need to setup a bitcointip bot in this channel
15:33    arnie1988    i have a question that maybe someone can answer
15:33    Shrugged    arnie1988: be careful to learn what is happening here before making a trade with anyone
15:33    DeCiB3l    Don't ask to ask
15:33    grubles    rg,
15:33    rg    i wouldnt bring a gun
15:33    rg    but i definitely wouldnt go anywhere private
15:33    rg    grubles,
15:33    DeCiB3l    Go to a Burger King
15:33    DeCiB3l    All my deals go down at the Burger King
15:35    Shrugged    rg: no gun?
15:38    pyroarchy    bring all ur guns
15:38    pyroarchy    and knives

arnie1988 never did ask his question, he must have been scared away by #bitcoin!