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July 05, 2013, 08:38:46 AM |
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Titel sagt alles ... Idealer weise mit QR Code als Arschgeweih spart zeit  |
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phantastisch
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July 05, 2013, 08:41:22 AM |
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Titel sagt alles ... Idealer weise mit QR Code als Arschgeweih spart zeit Ich sehe in naher Zukunft einen Menig-Groupbuy oder ein Polarstorm mit Rabatt-Angebot dafür.  |
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Akka
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July 05, 2013, 09:00:12 AM |
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Da gabs schon mal was dazu. Ergebnis war das Bitcoin völlig ungeeignet ist. I bought a blowjob in Nevada with Bitcoins, but then the exchange rate dropped off a cliff by the time I received my services and she only gave me half a blowjob. Trust me on this, fellas, when I say that half of a blowjob is pretty much pointless. I'd have preferred it if she gave me the latter half of the blowjob, even though it seems chronologically improbable. It is, of course, common knowledge in the blowjob industry that the latter half of the blowjob is what you're really paying for. In fact, most of us who pay for blowjobs would rate, in consideration of benefit, utility, and quality, the last 10 seconds of the blowjob to feature 90% of the value. For example, a 10 BTC blowjob, if offered to potential blowjob recipients in fractions, would only sell equivalently to the full blowjob if a first-half blowjob was offered at a rate of just under 0.5 BTC.
So, doing the math on this, my bitcoin-to-blowjob purchasing power actually dropped 95% during one transaction. I paid for a complete blowjob, but lost 95% of the value. If I was thinking at the time, I would have done the math and instead downgraded the service to a handjob. A full handjob has a much higher value than half of a blowjob.
As much as I like Bitcoin, I think that in cases where sexual services are being bartered you should use a hedging escrow account of some sort. This would essentially bring such services back to being dollar denominated. Yes, this is bad for Bitcoin, but when I'm losing 95% of the value of a service in the time it takes to merely perform the transaction, something is very wrong with the currency.
Also, sitting around in a seedy hotel room waiting for transaction confirmations and making small talk with a hooker is rather uncomfortable, mainly because they just won't shut up about Battlestar Galactica. In my experience, hookers who take bitcoins absolutely love Battlestar Galactica.
Furthermore, if this hooker had charged me for the total time involved (transaction time plus sexual service), and refused to be pre-paid for an "estimated" total, then I could feasibly pay an infinite sum of bitcoins. Say I'm paying for 60 minutes of services with 10 BTC and she needs 3 confirmations minimum before proceeding. On average, by the time 3 confirmations occur, 30 minutes will have passed. Now, if I still want 60 minutes of sex, I need to pay 5 more BTC. Then 30 more minutes would pass and I would pay another 5 BTC. At this rate, I'll never be able to actually have sex but would merely keep paying money for the time it takes just to process the money that I keep paying.
If, however, she charged for the transaction time but took "estimates" in advance and refunded the excess, I would still be paying, essentially, 50% more than those paying with dollar bills. That is a premium that I just cannot accept.
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klaus
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July 05, 2013, 09:05:15 AM |
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klasse, danke Akka. muss immer noch lachen.
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bitmessage:BM-2D9c1oAbkVo96zDhTZ2jV6RXzQ9VG3A6f1
threema:HXUAMT96
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Polarstorm
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July 06, 2013, 12:32:16 PM |
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http://www.strip4bit.com/Da sind bestimmt Nutten dabei. Ist leider nicht mein Angebot, aber ich arbeite daran, phantastisch. 
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Auszug aus der Falltime Datenbank, eintrag Keule: Primitiv, aber effektiv. Alles was es braucht um diese, wieder in Mode gekommene, Waffe herzustellen sind ein paar rostige Nägel, ein gutes Stück Holz und der unbedingte Wille anderen den Schädel einzuschlagen. |
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carolstreet444
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July 10, 2013, 06:21:49 AM |
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Ihr seid widerlich. Sucht euch lieber eine Frau die ihr liebt und heiratet sie anstatt wildfremde zu bezahlen
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This account was hacked and used to promote a scam ICO. IF the ICO is not scam, they still used a hacked account
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July 10, 2013, 07:30:53 AM |
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Ihr seid widerlich. Sucht euch lieber eine Frau die ihr liebt und heiratet sie anstatt wildfremde zu bezahlen
eine Frau, die BTC als Haushaltsgeld nimmt, gibts das schon?  den BTC den ich meiner Frau schenkte, den hat sie noch und ich hab keine Socken davon bekommen  |
If you like to give me a tip: bc1q8ht32j5hj42us5qfptvu08ug9zeqgvxuhwznzk
"Bankraub ist eine Unternehmung von Dilettanten. Wahre Profis gründen eine Bank." Bertolt Brecht
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Red_Evil (OP)
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July 10, 2013, 07:45:19 AM |
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Ihr seid widerlich. Sucht euch lieber eine Frau die ihr liebt und heiratet sie anstatt wildfremde zu bezahlen
Monogamie ist widerlich .... |
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badalien
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July 15, 2013, 06:39:11 PM |
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oh wir sind widerlich, wir sind Borg. |
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Red_Evil (OP)
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September 26, 2013, 08:01:52 PM |
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Ist ein anfang |
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mangox
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September 26, 2013, 08:17:04 PM |
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Einfach Geil |
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Kashim
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September 26, 2013, 11:04:43 PM |
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würde mich nicht wundern wen sich candoo auch gegen bitcoins anbieten würde.
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Freedom24
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September 27, 2013, 04:51:51 AM |
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würde mich nicht wundern wen sich candoo auch gegen bitcoins anbieten würde.
Dann brauchen wir jemanden mit einer 30cm Nudel, der seine Dienste in Anspruch nimmt und Ihn mal ordentlich penetriert. |
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amigaman
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September 27, 2013, 11:45:45 AM |
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ääääääh.
egal wie oft duschen, es wär immer scheiße dran...
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Freedom24
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September 27, 2013, 05:32:21 PM |
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ääääääh.
egal wie oft duschen, es wär immer scheiße dran...
Anschließend gibs dann einen Dirty Rodriguez für candoo und er kann es sauber lecken. |
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mangox
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September 29, 2013, 06:19:08 AM |
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In Birmingham kann man seit neuestem die Dienste der Huren mit Bitcoins bezahlen: Would-be clients of upscale escorts in Birmingham, UK now have way to pay for escort services that’s just as discreet as cash and more secure: Bitcoin has officially entered the realm of sex work. The world’s oldest profession met the world’s youngest currency as escort agency Passion VIP announced it now accepts payment for its adult companionship services in bitcoin. […]
The cost for one hour of a “Standard” lady’s time is 2.5 BTC, 90 minutes is 3.75 BTC, a dinner date is 5 BTC, an overnight will cost you 14 BTC, and additional hours are 2 BTC each. […] And with one bitcoin exchanging for 1 = $123.9 (£77.05), asking an Elite to spend the night will run a steep $1858.50. http://www.crackajack.de/2013/09/27/birminghams-bitcoin-brothel/ |
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X68N
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October 01, 2013, 02:16:46 PM |
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@ Valerian77 echt kranker scheiß, danke für die Aufklärung. Ich habe mich schon immer gefragt warum viele Frauen so "geil" aufs heiraten sind. Ich dachte die haben so einen romantik fetisch wegen dem Barbie-spielzeug aus der Kindheit . Jetzt ist mir klar warum. Schade das es immer ums Geld geht. Daher braucht mann wohl auch einen Ehevertrag wenn man heiratet. :-( |
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