I wouldn't like to see this.
Maybe you can first of all explain, what you think can be achieved with smart contracts on bitcoin.
Then explain, what you think, why a complete turing machine is required to do a smart contract (use cases?).
Then what you have done / tried to do with bitcoin, and why it wouldn't fit, and hence the need for a turing complete EVM comparable environment.
Why not do it in a side chain, and proof, that it works (ehm, eh, it doesn't in Ethereum, repeatedly - we'd like to be secured with our funds).
Just because it's technically feasable? Certainly not a good start...