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July 22, 2013, 11:07:37 AM
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From Timmy Tucker to ************@***********.org

Hi,

I saw your ad for the Honda Accord. I will give you $200 for the alternator and driver side door.

Let me know if you are interested,

Tim

From Josh ******** to Me

im not parting out the car. it is $6000 for the whole thing.

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

Can't you just sell me the door and alternator and then sell the car for $5800?

From Josh ******** to Me

who the fuck would want to buy a car without a door and alternator?

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

You could sell it as a Honda Accord "Jeep Wrangler" addition, built for offroading without the doors, just like a Jeep. Instead of saying the alternator was removed, say the car was modified to help the environment.

From Josh ******** to Me

thats fucking retarded. how about you go to a junk yard

From Timmy Tucker to Josh ********

How about I go to your yard, Josh ********, and fucking take everything off your car while you sleep.

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July 22, 2013, 11:12:19 AM
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I've read them, he's hilarious.

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July 22, 2013, 12:04:18 PM
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I've read them, he's hilarious.

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That is awesome link.. Cant stop laughing on that Fax machine thing Smiley

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July 22, 2013, 12:07:16 PM
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Read a couple of more of them in the website. I lost it at the japanese translation. Cheesy

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July 22, 2013, 02:35:30 PM
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these are pretty good. i feel sorry for the other party however.

Only feel sorry if the stories weren't contrived.
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July 22, 2013, 02:38:38 PM
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these are pretty good. i feel sorry for the other party however.

Only feel sorry if the stories weren't contrived.
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July 22, 2013, 09:44:58 PM
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Lol wow, just wow.
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July 22, 2013, 10:22:24 PM
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I've read them, he's hilarious.

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whahahaha, thanks for this one mate, hilarious  Cheesy

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July 23, 2013, 01:14:28 AM
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these are pretty good. i feel sorry for the other party however.

Only feel sorry if the stories weren't contrived.
Oh, man... I wish some of those were real. If I got an email like this one, I'd consider letting him run over our house. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=94
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July 24, 2013, 01:56:35 AM
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Lol.  Cheesy
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July 24, 2013, 01:37:25 PM
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this are pretty funny i think im going to go on craigslist today trolling people lol
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July 24, 2013, 07:41:27 PM
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this are pretty funny i think im going to go on craigslist today trolling people lol

and post it on dontevenreply.com

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July 24, 2013, 08:12:11 PM
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I saw people doing something similar on Skype years ago... not a new idea trolling Craigslist, but they took a modern sadistic no borders derp troll twist and just flat out threatened peoples lives after they gave them directions to their homes. Turned out they were more like gang stalkers than trolls. Why can't you troll businesses like in the Battletoads days where some one gets paid to be trolled rather than torturing poor people who have to resort to selling their shit and are probably pretty tortured anyway?  [/endoldtrollrant]
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July 24, 2013, 08:19:29 PM
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I saw people doing something similar on Skype years ago... not a new idea trolling Craigslist, but they took a modern sadistic no borders derp troll twist and just flat out threatened peoples lives after they gave them directions to their homes. Turned out they were more like gang stalkers than trolls. Why can't you troll businesses like in the Battletoads days where some one gets paid to be trolled rather than torturing poor people who have to resort to selling their shit and are probably pretty tortured anyway?  [/endoldtrollrant]

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July 24, 2013, 11:29:48 PM
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Heh, good find!

The signature campaign posters adding useless redundant fluff to their posts to reach their minimum word count are lowering my IQ.
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July 25, 2013, 01:40:10 PM
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LOL, this site is hilarious!

Thanks for posting!


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July 25, 2013, 02:53:46 PM
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What a dumb  Cheesy

I think it's still thinking about buying the door and the alternator.
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