Bet he'd also probably squeal with glee if he ever got a pat on the head from them for this. Makes you wonder.
The author is a woman. The story is revolting. However, there's Royal Baby news and some Weiner fluff on the same page so for some I guess it's not a total loss.
Edit: the comments are building up at the site and many are interesting. Check out "GroundskeeperWillie". Surely it's a sock puppet, but whose?
Here's my fave so far:
"Inflationator
You know the funny thing about terrorist is they want to set up a government."