So, yesterday I (very stupidly) sent two transactions in quick succession from my mycelium wallet with stupidly
low tx fees (250/byte) Each tx was to a different exchange, and both tx show on that exchange as unconfirmed.
250 sat/byte isn't low
In fact, it's rediculously high already, but unfortunately transactions are jammed to the point that you need FOUR times more than this now!
At first I thought well they're just going to take a long time given how busy the network is but I'm at 13 hours now with 0 transactions. I had a look on blockchain, but to be perfectly honest I'm not entirely sure how to interpret what it is I'm seeing. I do think there is more of an issue than just the low fee though.
Your transaction looks fine, but it won't confirm any time soon. Maybe on a quiet Sunday. If you're in a hurry you could export your private keys and go through the hassle of double spending. If you're not in a hurry, I suggest to just wait it out.
Would really appreciate it if someone could take a look at the transactions and then eli5 to me the error of my ways...
This isn't going to help you now, but are you using the latest version of Mycelium? Mine suggests a "Normal" fee of 900 sat/byte at the moment, so unless you manually went lower, it should have used a high fee.
Is it just be a case of waiting until it's forgotten by the network?
That's what I would do
For these low amounts, I don't dare make a transaction now. I refuse to pay 0.003
BTC in fee for a 0.016
BTC transaction.
I just wait and see if it gets lower again at some point. When I started with Bitcoin, I used to make 40 times more transactions than I do now. It's seriously flawed at the moment, 40 transactions a month costs more than driving a new car now!