They are nowhere to be found!
Here's my theory. Theymos liquidated all the bitcoins, splitting the loot with all the mods, leaving the forum to us monumental assholes to self-regulate the site.
That being the case, first course of action--no more BFL ads.
Next, Dank will be the admin. Josh is permanently banned. And Matthew's tag is removed with a formal apology.
As for as for that guy with a rod in his head...