Opinions on what to do with $2000

[QuestionAuthority]

Drive to Hollywood, buy $2k worth of crack rocks, pick up a couple of street bitches that don't look too weathered, drive them to Vegas, put them on Fremont street for $500 a pop ten times a night and profit massively.

[ksteve96]

Hookers and cocaine!

 

Wow, that was exactly what I was going to write.  Well played, I like your style.

[bengina]

Spread your money out. Spend some on buying cryptos, some in investing in services and the rest on a miner.

[byronbb]

Send it to plus500.com and turn that 2k into 10 and ride that leveraged wave to massive riches.

[The 4ner]

I'd invest it in a high performance GPU miner and mine Litecoin to just trade for BTC. Depending on where you reside I'd stray from investing in shares.
I'd also purchase a few BTC from locals to get to know a few of them and perhaps even get regular meetings going. It all depends how into Bitcoin you are.

[Justin00]

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[Dropthebass]

invest here

https://bitfunder.com/asset/ActiveMining

thank me a year after

I looked around briefly there but I couldn't figure out what exactly is going on there. Is this buying a stock or what is it really?

Yes, buy shares from a mining company, collect dividends, sell shares higher, ... , profit!

Ah, so this is a little different than group buys in the mining subforum.

Most share holders are looking for a quick profit in short term

but in long term it has a very good potential to turn out quite good

+1 Totally agree.

[Elwar]

There was a guy on here about a year ago guaranteeing a 7% return every week with his company. I forgot his username, seemed pretty legit.

[jonoiv]

Hookers and cocaine!

 

Wow, that was exactly what I was going to write.  Well played, I like your style.

Thanks to all who responded !  I have now blown it all on hooks, cocacola and contact lenses

[CurbsideProphet]

There was a guy on here about a year ago guaranteeing a 7% return every week with his company. I forgot his username, seemed pretty legit.

I hope that's sarcasm.

[faiza1990]

Hookers and cocaine!

 

Wow, that was exactly what I was going to write.  Well played, I like your style.

you have a better company now with these same opinion cheers

[Mike Christ]

I'd swap that out for btc ASAP, and then save it.  Whenever you're down on your luck, you'll have that to rely on.

[Kouye]

There was a guy on here about a year ago guaranteeing a 7% return every week with his company. I forgot his username, seemed pretty legit.

I hope that's sarcasm.

Of course not, he was dead serious. But the guy he's thinking about has ceased all activity, unfortunately.

And to reply to OP:
Just get rid of those dirty $, convert them to clean bitcoin, and use the bitcoins to purchase what you would have purchased with the $.
You won't regret it.

[nameface]

Hookers and cocaine!

These are a solid alternative to real estate or government bonds in the current climate.

[BittBurger]

So funny how people think here.

Buy 20 bitcoins.

Period.

Then chill for 5-10 years.

Send me 5% of it in 2023 ($1,000)

You're welcome.

-Burger-

[cheater123]

I will try to do some big scam or cheat

[nameface]

I will try to do some big scam or cheat

^ A top contender for the next scammer tag

[faiza1990]

I will try to do some big scam or cheat

^ A top contender for the next scammer tag

cheers for this guy

[CoinHoarder]

Set it on fire and watch it burn. 

[illpoet]

Hookers and cocaine!

^ this is always the answer.