To all BFL Customers

[BFL - CEO]

Hi,

I am CEO - BFL.  My friends call me "Sunny".  I am so sick and tired of you whiners crying about the product we are shipping out that I have come back to these forums to set the record straight.

First, BFL is not a charity, we are a business.
If you don't like the way we do business you do not have to buy from us.  There are several other companies that make ASIC mining devices and frankly we do not need your business so feel free to wait for our competitors to ship their vaporware products if you don't like our shipping schedule.

Second, BFL is announcing a new device.
Some of you may have heard about the new widget we are building.  When it's complete it will most definitely operate at over 500 Gigahash +"some incredible speed" per second.  If it is not fast enough for you we will sell you a second.  And as soon as we complete our water cooling system we'll be packing these fuckers in tight in a 3U form factor rackmount system.  Man is that thing gonna fly.  IT should have wings.  Be sure to order yours right away so you can get it as soon as it's ready to ship. (look around for our pre-order link, there is an advertisement in this forum somewhere I'm sure.  I'm not so good with things like fine details).

Third I want to talk about my criminal background.
Many of you want to believe that a tiger cannot change it's stripes.  I assure you a tiger can; I have.  I changed my stripes and now I understand the importance of regulation.  This is why I am personally seeing to it that all of our devices are now shipped WITHOUT POWER SUPPLIES.  That way we can avoid the onerous process of getting through FCC regulations for each device.  You see, if we don't supply a power supply we don't need to certify that our devices do not emit harmful radiation.  (Being a criminal taught me how to get around the law).  But don't worry, our devices won't start on fire or anything like that (I don't think).

Lastly, you guys need to stop picking on Josh.
I have read through the hateful things you've said about Josh and I just want to say it's got to stop.  Josh is a good kid and he means well.  You assholes are relentless and I cannot believe he still puts up with your shit.  (Josh, go back to your office, I got this).  You guys are gonna hurt his feelings if you keep this up.

So here I am to answer your questions.  Go ahead, dudes, fire away....

[BFL - CEO]

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[QuestionAuthority]

Ok, here's the first question. Do you grow your own garden in the summer? If you do, is it a flower garden or a vegetable garden?

[BFL - CEO]

I'm not sure what class of plant it is...  I *think* it's a vegetable but it definitely has "flowers".

[Remember remember the 5th of November]

I'm not sure what class of plant it is...  I *think* it's a vegetable but it definitely has "flowers".

en ______?

[BFL - CEO]

mass?  That's what we be shippin!  "en mass"!        Yeeee HAWWWWW

[QuestionAuthority]

Very nice. I grow a flower garden every year because I like to decorate my house with fresh flowers.

This was my present to you. I allowed you to answer a question honestly and peacefully and garnered new information in the process. Anything that could be asked about BFL is already known, there is no new information.  

[Realpra]

Announcing a second vaporware product when you have not delivered the first to everyone waiting is just BS.

This company/guy should have the scammer tag already.

FYI: Not a miner, just my normal sane opinion ANY customer would have.

[BFL - CEO]

Thank you for that present, QA, I appreciate your reaching out to me.  On a personal note I think we all need to question authority.  Not doing so might lul us into a sense of complacency.  Don't become complacent, question authority!

What is this vaporware you speak of, I've never sold vaporware!  Our FPGA designs are second to none.  Our newest widget will fly.  Fly I tell you....

[QuestionAuthority]

Gage having some fun? LOL.

Might be. lol

I was thinking Josh though. He has more socks than Imelda Marcos.

[peonminer]

[PuertoLibre]

I'm not sure what class of plant it is...  I *think* it's a vegetable but it definitely has "flowers".

en ______?

LMAO...

[fiddelingones]

So here I am to answer your questions.

Hello Sunny. What is your sexual orientation?

[favdesu]

decent troll, would give 4/10

[BFL - CEO]

Hello Sunny. What is your sexual orientation?

Unknown is the choice I try to pick when making up new gmail accounts.  (I've been with animals).

Hey at least we're not thieves like these guys:

Ok here as promised:

Photos from chinese stuff importer in Poland.

According to what he says somebody ordered 500 chips by him, and did not show up to pick up his order.

Here is most funny part, he writes:
"mamy 500szt, ale nic nie stoi na przeszkodzie, aby w około miesiąc czasu ściągnąć większą ilość z Azji, gdyby tylko miał Pan zbyt na to."  Which stands for "we got 500 pieces, but it's not a problem to import whole lot more from Asia, only if you could find a place where to sell it"

He is just a middle man, clueless what to do with the chips


editted:  
http://s24.postimg.org/uyxyp7hxh/avalonchips.png
/editted

He is asking 31$ per chip.

VOILA that's where yifu shipped bitcointalk community chips, to a local resellers in Asia

Alibaba offers are real and toabao offers are real.

Still not in the mood for a proper lawsuit?

[/dev/null]

Do you like oral sex or anal sex? Please give answer honestly.


*Note this is not a troll question. Do not delete it.

[peonminer]

I wish an arse load of Avalon chips would arrive at MY door for no reason

[BFL - CEO]

Me too, I'd put them in black boxes and resell them.  Haha just kidding, I don't want that Asian crap.

hmm it is so sad, how this chinese idiot from basement fuck up with community here. no words to comment this..

I will answer no more sex preference questions.  Future questions related to sex will be removed.

[candoo]

Please refund ALL my orders!!

What the hell should I do with the devices without a PSU??!! sorry no WAY!

 Show us how nice you are ..

You should find ALL my orders if you look for 100049581 and then go to my account overview.. (hint! should be ~22-25kUSD)

[BFL - CEO]

Please refund ALL my orders!!

What the hell should I do with the devices without a PSU??!! sorry no WAY!

 Show us how nice you are ..

You should find ALL my orders if you look for 100049581 and then go to my account overview.. (hint! should be ~22-25kUSD)

I'm sorry I do not recognize that order number.  Try to get a refund through paypal.  Thank you.