Post dumbest, weirdest stuff for sale.

[Kluge]

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

It's an unbelievably popular April Fools' Day joke around here. Kids use it on their parents.

[jackjack]

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

It's an unbelievably popular April Fools' Day joke around here. Kids use it on their parents.

Maybe I'm getting old because I don't find that really funny

[Kluge]

I would say this should be added to list:

Women sell positive pregnancy tests on Craigslist for $25 each. . . and there is no shortage of motivated buyers

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2407401/Women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-Craigslist-25-each.html

What the hell am I looking at?

It's an unbelievably popular April Fools' Day joke around here. Kids use it on their parents.

Maybe I'm getting old because I don't find that really funny

It's really not.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1-Plain-Paper-Clip-/190892386751?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2c7212a9bf

People who shopped for this item also bought

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Digital-Art-Photo-Image-Desktop-wallpaper-Background-Picture-Photo-0-/290970394460?pt=Art_Photo_Images&hash=item43bf2fdf5c

Starting bid:US $0.10

Shipping: $35.00 Expedited Shipping

Item location: Orenburg, Orenburg oblast', Russian Federation
 
Ships to: Worldwide

[juggalodarkclow]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-crappiest-things-you-can-buy-penny/

[Singlebyte]

The Mountain Man's Toothpick

AKA

Large Raccoon Penis Bone

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Large-Raccoon-Baculum-Penis-Bone-Coon-Pecker-Cock-Flute-/271238861522?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f271892d2


(Hurry...47 sold and 12 people watching!)

[zwanzig20]

I am suprised with the stuff people buy

[jackjack]

I am suprised with the stuff people buy sell

[metal_jacke1]

The Mountain Man's Toothpick

AKA

Large Raccoon Penis Bone

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Large-Raccoon-Baculum-Penis-Bone-Coon-Pecker-Cock-Flute-/271238861522?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f271892d2


(Hurry...47 sold and 12 people watching!)

Either these things are fake which I assume. Or this guy actually hunts down raccoons and boils their penises. Terrible way to go out.

[Singlebyte]

Either these things are fake which I assume. Or this guy actually hunts down raccoons and boils their penises. Terrible way to go out.

Mountain Man Toothpicks are a 100% real.

I've also seen whale and walrus oosiks (penis bones)  carved into flutes.  They are a novelty item you have your friends try to play a tune on by blowing into one end.  You tell them they are an ancient tribal musical instrument.  (You should see there face when you tell them what they are really blowing on!!).  

I couldn't find a link, but here is a beer sign talking about them:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Oosik-Alaska-Beer-Does-She-Like-Walrus-Penis-Ad-Sign-5-x-7-Print-Wall-Art-/111139987566?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19e075a06e