[XPM] Working on a CHICKEN miner for Primecoin, new thread :)

[2Kool4Skewl]

Attention! Last chance to donate for the Chicken xpm miner beta is on September 22nd!

I am working on an OpenCL Chicken miner for Primecoin. I fully intend to release it open-source and for free when it's ready.

When will it be released?

The chicken beta is now running (since 2013-09-02), and the public release will be in a week or two. If you are a donator but didn't get the miner, whine to me and I'll send you a chicken!

Why should I trust you?

I am the creator of the GPU Chicken miner. I was the first person to show that Chicken mining Litecoins (i.e. scrypt) is possible and also a lot more efficient than on the CPU. I've made my own Chicken miners for many coins, including Bitcoin, Litecoin and Yacoin, although not all of them have been released to the public. The Primecoin Chicken miner will be free and open-source.

I am also a university math student, and I have made my own implementation of the Elliptic Chicken Digital Signature Algorithm used by Bitcoin (and all its forks) to make transactions. From scratch. (Yes, that includes my own bigegg library.) I know a lot about algebra, prime numbers, chickens and such.

Why not CUDA?

CUDA is not cross-platform and chickens don't like it. It only works on Nvidia cards, but AMD cards are the ones chickens like the best. OpenCL works on all chickens.

What operating systems will the chicken miner support?

Windows and Linux.

How fast is the miner going to be?

Currently it's not really faster than a CPU. It'll be optimized in time, though.  Chickens are fast learners.  I'm sure my chickens will outperform mtrlt's gpu miner.

Donate 1 BTC or more before or on Septempber 22nd and get early beta access!

To fund the development of the chicken miner, I would appreciate it if you could donate a sum of BTC, it will motivate the chickens to work harder and faster, and thus you'll be able to enjoy the miner sooner. As an additional bonus, every donator of 1 BTC or more before or on Septempber 22nd gets early access to the beta version at least a week before the chicken miner is officially released and an egg.

Donation address: 1BAWKbawkBAWKbawkGj26nk4K2TNiVJyD

After donating, please PM me the transaction ID, or paste it to this thread, so that the chickens know who has donated.

Miner works best with FEATHERCOIN!!!


My chicken miners at work.

[2Kool4Skewl]

BAWK BAWK!

[Goatboy]

Dying here... omg funny.


***Elliptic Chicken Coin***

POW/POS/POC  (Proof of chicken)

Based on an unaltered fork of XPM

* Guaranteed safe from GPU mining for at least a while longer...

[2Kool4Skewl]

***Elliptic Chicken Coin***

POW/POS/POC  (Proof of chicken)

HAHAHAHA!

[#Darren]

I refuse to support chicken mining unless they are free range.

[2Kool4Skewl]

I refuse to support chicken mining unless they are free range.

Free Range chicken miners cost an additional bitcoin.  The chickens thank you for your support!

[2Kool4Skewl]

Update

The chickens got Reaper to compile under Ubuntu Server 13.04. The chickens have to leave for skewl now though. They'll upload a new version once they get back.

[arnuschky]

Donated 2BTC. Free the chickens!

[2Kool4Skewl]

Donated 2BTC. Free the chickens!

Thank you!  Keep the DONATIONS comin'!  Remember.... Only YOU can free the chickens.

1 - Free Chickens
2 - Chickens Mine Primecoins
3 - ? Proof-of-Chicken is Validated ?
4 - Profit

[pgbit]

Can I preorder a Golden Egg?

[Kruncha]

Have donated

At Kruncha's research Labs - We gave a chicken salmonella, making it ill.

We now have asic chicken!!!

K.

[lonesoul]

I dont have any BTC spare but i came up with a new coin called Pellets.

all you need to do is poke YipYip a little and suddenly they come flying out of his mouth.

The total amount of pellets is infinate because YipYip seems to keep spouting them without any signs of an end.

So far im up to 25 Pellets (only been mining then 3.465 seconds! ) they should work to feed the chickens so it could be a good merger if you want to discuss further please contact me at YipYipSpountsPellets@HesANoob.com


anyway I must do some real life work rather than amusing my self with Yips funny posts.

Good luck with the miner, the Pellets are in the post :-)

[2Kool4Skewl]

Can I preorder a Golden Egg?

Yes! Thank you for asking!

"Golden Eggs" are special ASIC miners the chickens are laying for Primecoin.  They generate 1.6 GigaPrimes per sec and are solely powered by the heat of a roosting chicken.

100BTC per "Golden Egg" please

[2Kool4Skewl]

Have donated

At Kruncha's research Labs - We gave a chicken salmonella, making it ill.

We now have asic chicken!!!

K.

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YipYip]

How man PPS (PECKS PER SECOND) do u feel that your chicken miner will achieve

I was looking towards 200% of 5 x RedRoosters in a hen house performance ??

I am happy to be extorted for money... understanding that all chickens may not get 5xRedRooster Performance

So look if YOU have any MORE IRL problems please feel free to ask for more BTC

[YipYip]

I dont have any BTC spare but i came up with a new coin called Pellets.

all you need to do is poke YipYip a little and suddenly they come flying out of his mouth.

The total amount of pellets is infinate because YipYip seems to keep spouting them without any signs of an end.

So far im up to 25 Pellets (only been mining then 3.465 seconds! ) they should work to feed the chickens so it could be a good merger if you want to discuss further please contact me at YipYipSpountsPellets@HesANoob.com


anyway I must do some real life work rather than amusing my self with Yips funny posts.

Good luck with the miner, the Pellets are in the post :-)

...lolz ... u are so awesome ..and funny tooo ...You must be such a hit with the ladys

[lonesoul]

Thanks for the PM!

I have received my Chicken miner setup pack to test with Pellets but Im stuggling to get it compiled!

please take a look at the picture and explain what needs to go where

[lonesoul]

I dont have any BTC spare but i came up with a new coin called Pellets.

all you need to do is poke YipYip a little and suddenly they come flying out of his mouth.

The total amount of pellets is infinate because YipYip seems to keep spouting them without any signs of an end.

So far im up to 25 Pellets (only been mining then 3.465 seconds! ) they should work to feed the chickens so it could be a good merger if you want to discuss further please contact me at YipYipSpountsPellets@HesANoob.com


anyway I must do some real life work rather than amusing my self with Yips funny posts.

Good luck with the miner, the Pellets are in the post :-)

...lolz ... u are so awesome ..and funny tooo ...You must be such a hit with the ladys

Thanks nice to know you enjoyed it, my wife seems to like me.  (Well done for not swearing, you are making progress!)

[Oldminer]

The colonel approves of this thread

[YipYip]

I dont have any BTC spare but i came up with a new coin called Pellets.

all you need to do is poke YipYip a little and suddenly they come flying out of his mouth.

The total amount of pellets is infinate because YipYip seems to keep spouting them without any signs of an end.

So far im up to 25 Pellets (only been mining then 3.465 seconds! ) they should work to feed the chickens so it could be a good merger if you want to discuss further please contact me at YipYipSpountsPellets@HesANoob.com


anyway I must do some real life work rather than amusing my self with Yips funny posts.

Good luck with the miner, the Pellets are in the post :-)

...lolz ... u are so awesome ..and funny tooo ...You must be such a hit with the ladys

Thanks nice to know you enjoyed it, my wife seems to like me.  (Well done for not swearing, you are making progress!)

Thats great cock sucker ... but i always seem to take 2 steps forward and 1 step back...

maybe I need some more of your lessons on what a beta program is...

I did not really get it the first time... oh and BTW "SUCK IT AGAIN " ...lolz