Why not just come to Mexico and then come over the border
If they find you act a little bit dumb and say you're a hillbilly who was born down South and that you don't like to carry any ID.
Heh, yeah it's funny this has actually crossed my mindl. Turns out that it's way easier to enter the U.S. illegally now. Just grab a flight to Mexico, and have a friend to pick you up when you cross the border. Boom, you're in.
I'm not so sure about the tax thing, law or not you go to jail for not paying, happened to Wesley Snipes when his layer told him the same thing.