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September 19, 2013, 08:10:26 PM
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Hello,
my name is Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

As an professional expert in money I am interested in anything related with the Bitcoin.

Feel free to give some advice on the Bitcoin.
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September 19, 2013, 08:14:20 PM
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Oh glorious leader, before we give you advice on what you already know, I must ask, how is Kim Jong Nam doing?
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September 19, 2013, 08:14:31 PM
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Hello,
my name is Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

As an professional expert in money I am interested in anything related with the Bitcoin.

Feel free to give some advice on the Bitcoin.

Please for all that is good in this world stay away from bitcoin you crazy fuck.

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September 19, 2013, 08:15:29 PM
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Haha, I won't fall for your trap, Dear Leader.

Everyone knows you are a master of money and we eagerly await your teachings.
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September 19, 2013, 08:16:18 PM
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Please take a picture of yourself while holding a paper with "bitcointalk" and today's date written on it, just to verify it's really you Kim. If you are able to put a shoe on your head when taking the photo you can leave the piece of paper out.

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September 19, 2013, 08:27:42 PM
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Please take a picture of yourself while holding a paper with "bitcointalk"


Belly wouldn't fit the screen, no matter how far.  Sorry.

See?  I made up an excuse for him!!!  Special Honours!
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September 19, 2013, 08:28:34 PM
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So is there a bitcoin qt PPA for the Red Star operating system?  Grin
Anyway, forget about asking for a loan.  Angry

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September 19, 2013, 08:32:04 PM
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So is there a bitcoin qt PPA for the Red Star operating system?  Grin
Anyway, forget about asking for a loan.  Angry

"The North Koreans need your help.  We need a 1000 BTC loan in order to support a new mining rig, for mining the deep, deep depths of my belly button. "

If you guys see any loan request like this, it's legit, be sure to loan your coins to him!  Grin
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September 19, 2013, 08:59:56 PM
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Professional expert on money?
Yet you still need advice in bitcoins?
Free your citizens then we'll give you advice on you to kill yourself Tongue
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September 19, 2013, 11:12:46 PM
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How's Dennis doing over there coaching your basketball team?
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September 19, 2013, 11:14:01 PM
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Do you have collateral.

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September 20, 2013, 12:30:03 AM
Last edit: September 20, 2013, 12:46:34 AM by perezoso
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Supreme Leader:

With the rises in difficulty, it will unfortunately not be possible for your human miners to shift from coal and iron and instead profitably perform forced manual hashing. The cost of pencils and scratch paper would likely exceed their hashing output.

Accordingly, I recommend that you order electronic mining equipment from a company named Butterfly Labs, specifically, the Monarch.

Yours in humility,


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September 20, 2013, 03:15:25 AM
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Supreme leader why are you so great?
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September 20, 2013, 05:21:24 AM
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Yo Kim, whatsup.

Make sure to always use Escrow Cheesy
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September 20, 2013, 11:32:59 AM
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Glorious engineers of North Korea have developed the world's fastest Bitcoin hashing machines.

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September 20, 2013, 11:37:44 AM
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North Korea is best Korea

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September 20, 2013, 11:39:24 AM
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Can we purchase these great machines from you in Canada?! Our mines are slow and weak compared to the vast and fast mines of North Korea.


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September 20, 2013, 11:40:44 AM
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Supreme Leader, I am honored that you visit this god forsaken place. Please show us your technology.

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September 20, 2013, 11:46:43 AM
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This is stupid.. why do staff allowed obvious troll profiles?!

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Staff seems to condone these kind of profiles! Sad for BTCT
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September 20, 2013, 11:47:18 AM
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i didnt know they had the internet over there.... if they dont then there cant be bitcoin Undecided
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